TJ Hammond (
absolutperfection) wrote in
riverview2018-01-22 08:01 pm
text; un: dickipedia
[He could try to do this the anon route but didn't see the point.]
I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.
Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.
Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.
UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.
[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]
I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.
Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.
Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.
UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.
[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]

switching to PRIIIIVATE
You also look handsome.
[ okay no he's still awkward and terrible at this
maybe... he can try to do what TJ does... ]
;)
[ NO THAT'S EVEN WORSE. ]
Disregard that.
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That's sweet of you to say.
[Well, Kylo this is nice. Continue.]
You ever sent an emoji before?
Don't seem the type.
I like it.
Don't stop. Nothing to be ashamed about here.
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[ In his own way, anyway. (Except with himself. He's great at lying to himself.) ]
Never. That was my first [ Uh. Thing. THAT THING. ] emoji. I've seen far more complex ones here..
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Like what?
Got a favorite?