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TJ Hammond ([personal profile] absolutperfection) wrote in [community profile] riverview2018-01-22 08:01 pm

text; un: dickipedia

[He could try to do this the anon route but didn't see the point.]

I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.

Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.

Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.

UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.


[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]
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switching to PRIIIIVATE

[personal profile] killthepast 2018-01-23 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ You're in luck, TJ. Since last they met, Kylo has 1) successfully gotten drunk and 2) successfully kissed a girl, SO FLIRTING ISN'T AS WEIRD AND UNCOMFORTABLE TO HIM ANYMORE. ]

You also look handsome.

[ okay no he's still awkward and terrible at this

maybe... he can try to do what TJ does... ]


;)

[ NO THAT'S EVEN WORSE. ]

Disregard that.
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[personal profile] killthepast 2018-01-23 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sweet. I'm honest.

[ In his own way, anyway. (Except with himself. He's great at lying to himself.) ]

Never. That was my first [ Uh. Thing. THAT THING. ] emoji. I've seen far more complex ones here..