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[absolutperfection]

[He could try to do this the anon route but didn't see the point.]

I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.

Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.

Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.

UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.

[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]

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[absolutperfection]

Then we should do something.
Whenever
If you want to.

..Loki who is hundreds of years old right? Long black hair?

[deathkid]

i'd be down.
you could always come over to my place.
i live in a mansion with a few other people.

there's actually 2 lokis.
one looks like a hipster
the other is older
they're both like thousands of years old.

[absolutperfection]

Oh yeah?
What day are you free and I’ll stop by?
Unless you need time to request off.

This one is older.
Not really a hipster.
Responded to this post.

[deathkid]

i'm off on wednesday
i'll forward the directions.

[ and he forwards the address to marco's mansion where he has a suite to himself. ]

oh, that one.
he's alright.

[absolutperfection]

Then I’ll be by on Wednesday.
Nine?

So this one isn’t your boss right?

[He doesn’t want to say something stupid and get Nico in trouble.]

Do you like cookies?

[deathkid]

sounds awesome.
and i love cookies.

my boss is the hipster one. looks 21 but again
super old.

[absolutperfection]

I’ll bring some
Any allergies?

Okay got it.

Also, I had a good time.
You know.
Before

[deathkid]

nope.

[ and nico's going to hesitate, feeling a flush heat up his cheeks as he recalls that night. ]

i did too
like, a really good time.

[absolutperfection]

Let’s keep that momentum going then.
I had fun. You did.

[Nico was out of his league. That much was obvious. If he weren’t selfish, he’d cut things off and save the guy the mess that is TJ Hammond..]

[deathkid]

[ nico would argue differently. if anything, he thinks tj is out of his. ]

i did.

[ a slight pause and then he hits send before he can regret typing up what he has. ]

when i got home, i couldn't stop thinking about you.

[ now he'll hide his face in his hands. gods, why did he send that. ]

private

[absolutperfection]

Next time you can’t stop thinking about me
Tell me
Doesn’t matter what time.

[He pauses.]

I’ve been thinking about you too

private

[deathkid]

[ is this what he thinks it is. the beginning of sexting.
nico's a little thrilled. he's never done it before. ]

i'm thinking about you now
and how your lips felt on my skin.

private

[absolutperfection]

[Well, what a nice turn of events.]

I can’t get the way you felt out of my head
Soft lips and those sounds you made when I kissed your throat.

private

[deathkid]

i've never made out in public before
but with you, it was worth it
i'd like to make more sounds for you

private until we say otherwise

[absolutperfection]

Not usually a fan of pda.
It holds an appeal, with the right person.

[Though, honestly, he'd rather have Nico all to himself somewhere alone.]

Would you? And I'd like to hear them.
Maybe the next time we see each other.

[deathkid]

my suit is soundproofed
so i could make as many as you'd want.

[absolutperfection]

You're killing this sexting thing.
I've been outmatched.

*suite bc spelling is hard

[deathkid]

really?
i've never actually sexted before
but i'm glad it's with you
because thinking about you again
well...

oops i thought he had a magic suit

[absolutperfection]

Yeah.
It's always good when someone says what they're thinking
The delivery doesn't matter.
Just nice to hear that I'm being thought of
and how. why. when and where. all that shit.

Well what. don't stop.

lmao nope, but he is magic

[deathkid]

well, thinking about you
and the way you kissed me
makes me want to know what you taste like

[absolutperfection]

Peaches, obviously.
I can’t stop thinking about your hair.
Running my fingers through it, tilting your head back.

[deathkid]

then i'd enjoy tasting you
take my time to savor your taste.
and i'd love your fingers in my hair.
gods, you make me moan

[absolutperfection]

gods.
i kinda like that.

you know, i'm not a big fan of sexting.
it's nice. if you can't have the real thing.
send me a pic instead.

[deathkid]

there are more than one, after all

if you want
img.jpg

[absolutperfection]

;)

And I wouldn't say no to more than one.

[He attaches one of his own, something like this.]