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TJ Hammond ([personal profile] absolutperfection) wrote in [community profile] riverview2018-01-22 08:01 pm

text; un: dickipedia

[He could try to do this the anon route but didn't see the point.]

I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.

Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.

Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.

UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.


[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]
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[personal profile] wayfaring_stranger 2018-01-28 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
I think it's a great theory. Everyone in my family is hot.

[ Jace doesn't feel the need to boast about his own looks. A picture would do that for him, but he's not so arrogant he would actually send one to a complete stranger. ]

Am I suppose to say something about 'looks don't matter'? I prefer not to lie to someone I just met.
Edited 2018-01-28 03:37 (UTC)
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[personal profile] wayfaring_stranger 2018-01-31 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone.

[ Jace can't help the smug smile as he types. ]

It does matter. I have to be attracted to the person I'm having sex with. But hotness can also be defined by the attraction itself. Personalities can be attractive. Courage. Confidence. My sister used the term nerd hot once and I finally understood what she meant.
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[personal profile] wayfaring_stranger 2018-02-19 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
I could invite you over for dinner some night to meet them. See it to believe it.

Yeah. I know exactly what you mean.


[ Simon had been an annoying Mundane when he met him. Glasses, sarcasm, not funny. But cute. Brave in ways Jace hadn't expected. The whole attraction and emotions thing came later. Unexpectedly. ]

Sass and sex. What more does anyone really need?