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[absolutperfection]

[He could try to do this the anon route but didn't see the point.]

I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.

Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.

Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.

UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.

[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]

Comments

[absolutperfection]

You're confident.

Adorable?
That's all I get.
Come on, makes me feel like a kid.
I bet I'm older than you too.

[tevinteraltus]

Is there some reason I shouldn't be? I've never found cause to not take pride in ones assets.

For now. You have a boyish smile. I'm sure it makes the ladies swoon. Why, I can hear them from here!
And your point being?

[absolutperfection]

No. Don't suppose you've got a reason not to be.
Ladies.
How about the fellas?

Point is that I should be calling you kid
not the other way around.

[tevinteraltus]

I may have swooned. Slightly.
But you have your eyes on another man. I'm not looking for a broken heart.

Oh, you're free to call, but not if you're calling me that.