TJ Hammond (
absolutperfection) wrote in
riverview2018-01-22 08:01 pm
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[He could try to do this the anon route but didn't see the point.]
I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.
Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.
Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.
UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.
[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]
I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.
Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.
Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.
UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.
[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]

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[Agree to disagree, Red?] Maybe. Jury's still out.
You asking me out on a date?
[Now as much as he liked guys, TJ still loved women. It was complicated. Sort of.]
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[At the question there's a slight way that her smile warms.]
Yeah, I guess I am.
[There's a touch of nerves to the words, the way she just barely keeps from asking if that's okay.] If you'd like to.
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[TJ smiles, propping his phone up so he can lounge back and get comfortable.]
Well, yeah. I’d love to. But I gotta be honest with you.
[Here we go.]
I like men too. Not that you hadn’t guessed. I’m not looking for love or long term. If you still wanna go out knowing all of that, then pick a time or place.
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[She seems pleased when he says he'd love to. Then comes the I gotta be honest with you-- and it's honestly not as bad as she'd half-expected. She laughs a little and looks at the screen.]
I get it. I mean, I just like people. And without getting weird about it, my last relationship ended rather dramatically, so-- I just thought a date could be something nice, you know?
[No I love yous or plans for the future required. At this point in time there was still too much guilt for the idea to be anything other than actively terrifying.] What about Friday evening? I can pick you up.
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[She was pretty. Could dance. Banter and flirt. He'd be lying if he said they didn't have a connection of some kind. Maybe it won't go anywhere. Maybe they'll become friends. He's running low when it comes to people who care about him.]
You know, I understand completely. So did mine.
[A long story for a day years from now or when he's somehow not sober.]
Sounds good. I can be outside community housing.
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She doesn't ask about what happened, because the last thing she wants to do is talk about Alexei. Way more alcohol would be required for that- she hasn't even really talked to Bucky about it.]
Well, it's a date then. Say around seven? I'll text you when when I'm headed over.