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[absolutperfection]

[He could try to do this the anon route but didn't see the point.]

I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.

Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.

Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.

UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.

[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]

Comments

You did this to me, and I blame you all the way

[peacemongering]

Sorry to say but part of the conduct is 50-50. Work is work and both have to commit to it.
My eye doesn't wander kind of standard. I expect any partner to do the same.

My chair is very comfortable. The desk is pretty standard: unyielding, cold, rather unfeeling.
So what makes you happy?

i blame us both

[absolutperfection]

Good point.
Well that sounds like a commitment.
We should get to know each other. Maybe kiss a little.

Then I'll sit in your chair.
Not on the desk.
Things I shouldn't have.
Playing the piano. Sex.
What makes you happy?

[peacemongering]

You mean we should go on a date or two to see if there is a connection worth committing to beyond campfire snuggling?

And what things shouldn't you have? Since we're being open and honest.
Chess, people watching, my family. Making the world a better place.

[absolutperfection]

Yeah, sounds about right.
Less mess.

[Maybe not as disappointing for TJ when Alex finds someone better.]

Things I shouldn’t have.
I’ve not always been as level headed as I am right now.
That’s our first date then.
Chess. I’ll cook.

[peacemongering]

Learning to care for someone is generally messy.

What changed to make you level headed at present?
Do you need me to bring the chess board?

[absolutperfection]

I'm not high.

[There, that's out in the open now.]

Yeah, I don't have one.
What food do you want?

[peacemongering]

I suspect you don't mean high on life.

[Very interesting and potentially useful.]

That I can supply. I am willing to eat whatever you provide.