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松野一松 | matsuno ichimatsu ([personal profile] ichimyatsu) wrote in [community profile] riverview2018-01-25 06:21 am

video; un: ny4n

[The feed buzzes on to Ichimatsu looking boredly down with his hand resting on one fist, his other clearly setting the phone up to record. Despite how often he looks bored, this time he looks a little perturbed, as well, and he glances up at the phone after a while, shifting its view a moment later. It shows a large wooden chest, in the corner of a relatively nondescript room, and the inside of the chest is sectioned off into several segments, most of which are... filled with plants, be they dried or in seed form. He slowly moves the view across the entire chest, and then sets it back on a shelf, or a windowsill, where it can focus on him as he sets his cheek back against his fist.]

...so I've had this chest of plants for almost a fucking year now. I completely forgot about them, and all the labels are... burnt, it looks like. Somehow the plants are okay? They're weird space plants, they all do weird shit. I remember two of them, but not their names.

[A long silence, and he shifts to uncurl his hand and set his chin in his palm, instead.]

...guess I'm gonna be selling some weird space plant extracts once I figure out what they all do again. Anybody interested? Or, for that matter, anybody know anything about plants? Reaper, Karamatsu, you two remember these things?

[ooc; Ssssso these are plants Ichimatsu's had since he was in Eluvio. There was an event in that game where the ship visited a planet with seven districts based off the seven sins, and characters were allowed to harvest and keep flora from the districts. The moderation of that game has since locked the post with the actual names/effects of those plants, so I'll be working off memory for effects and making up new names, but the plants bear no actual resemblance to any other existing flora. Feel free to have any botany-smart people tell him as much! ...also hi I changed usernames.]
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VIDEO: un: GraveMistake

[personal profile] hellshot 2018-01-25 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty hard to forget the fucked up place those seeds came from.
I remember them.
Was growing a few in my quarters back on the ship.
Edited 2018-01-25 12:35 (UTC)
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[personal profile] nyahilistic 2018-01-25 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't figure you remember any of the names or what they do...

[He doesn't fully look at Reaper on the screen, smearing a hand over his face as he frowns exasperatedly, instead, at the plants.]
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[personal profile] hellshot 2018-01-25 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
....
You know. The answer should be yes.
I am supposed to be the guy who remembers shit.

....

[a pause.[

Ira, Acadia, Superbia, Luxuria. That's all I remember.
Not the seeds. But the districts.
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[personal profile] nyahilistic 2018-01-25 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[He counts off the names on his fingers, pausing on each one like he's reading messy handwriting to figure out each one, and nods. With each additional name he supplies, he raises another finger, until there are seven.]

...Gula, Invidia and Avaritia were the other three. I had the names written down, but they're all burnt off. [A roll of his eyes and a shrug.] Guess I'll rename them. Wanna come help me figure out what they do again?
relieable: (why are your pants in the freezer)

[video] un: b1gbrother

[personal profile] relieable 2018-01-25 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[squint.... SQUINTS HARDER]

Ichimacchan. Why're you hoarding weird space plants? Are they drugs? Are you tryin' t'sell drugs?!
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( video ) un: katsura

[personal profile] unos 2018-01-25 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Are any of them catnip?
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pls excuse my phone tags

[personal profile] nyahilistic 2018-01-26 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
I’m not hoarding them, I forgot I had them, and they’re plants, not drugs.
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phone tags get

[personal profile] nyahilistic 2018-01-26 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
It’s kind of scary how much that was my exact question when I was first gathering them. Sadly no, no catnip. One of them is kinda minty though.
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[personal profile] unos 2018-01-26 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Katsura frowns. That incredibly disappointing. ]

I see... Well, if you had the sense to wonder if one was catnip, I'm sure you've already tested the mint one on a cat, yes?
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[personal profile] nyahilistic 2018-01-26 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Isn't it, though? Ichimatsu looks mildly affronted at the question, though, quirking his mouth and letting his stumpy little eyebrows knit together.]

...ah, no, not yet. I'd rather know what they all do on a person before I expose my cat to them, I don't want to give him anything he shouldn't have, even if it seems like it's part of the mint family...
relieable: (that doesn't go there)

Re: pls excuse my phone tags

[personal profile] relieable 2018-01-26 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
Ah! I can’t believe my cute little brother is going down this path! I always knew you were dark, but this is just sad!
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[personal profile] nyahilistic 2018-01-26 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
Osomatsu, did you even listen to anything I just said.
relieable: if another one of us comes into fruition (god help the world)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-01-26 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[dramatically shoves his face into his hands]

Oh! Poor Ichimacchan! The thug! Reduced to a life of crime because we didn't watch him better! Pretty soon, he'll be completely unrecognizable! He'll get into fights and his face will get all scarred up! He'll live in a one-room apartment and cry himself to sleep every night as he reflects on everything he's lost! Then, in the daytime, he'll bully little kids into smoking his drugs! He'll have a posse of cats that sneaks drugs into peoples' pockets to get them addicted! Pretty soon, we're all on heroin! All because of Ichimatsu!
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video; un: SlyBlue

[personal profile] bottombitch 2018-01-26 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Space plants?

[ By now, Aoba knows better than to ask why his first thought is to sell extracts from an unknown plant species, but he has to point out the obvious anyway. He also knows better than to ask how he got them, the Eluvio is something of a touchy subject. ]

...Are you sure that's even safe?
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@sparrow; video

[personal profile] flowlikewater 2018-01-26 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, he must be one of Osomatsu and Karamatsu's brothers. Genji looks like he's studying his screen, masked removed and all. ]

I've started looking into the plants found in this place. [ Obviously, by the shelves of them behind him. ] But I do not recognize those, unfortunately. Do you recall what they did at all?
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[personal profile] hellshot 2018-01-27 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Look at you, remembering the other three.

[There's a rumbling tone to his voice, almost mocking. But it's Reaper being Reaper--as usual.]

Might as well rename them. Not like you need shitty memories of that place.

[And then a long pause, settling on the other end of the video feed--you can almost hear the nanomachines shifting as he takes time to decide on an answer.]

Might as well. There were a few I was growing for myself back then, anyway. Might steal some from you.
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[personal profile] nyahilistic 2018-01-27 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
I had them written down more than once. Usually if I write something down enough times, I remember it.

[He's still frowning down at the chest while Reaper makes his decision about joining him or not, and there's the barest hint of a smile on his face when he does look back up.]

You liked the ones from... Superbia, I think it was. The ones that made you not a zombie. [And hot. You were definitely hot.]
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[personal profile] nyahilistic 2018-01-27 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
[He lets his brother have his little fit, watching the feed for a moment, then looking past his phone, and eventually rolling his eyes and shifting the plants around in the chest while he rambles.]

Mm-hmm. I have been thinking of getting a haircut, do you think I should shave my head on one side? Maybe steal some of Karamatsu's gel, spike it up? Really look the part.
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[personal profile] nyahilistic 2018-01-27 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
...In retrospect, "space plants" makes them sound a lot weirder than they seemed when I got them.

[He frowns down at the chest, and nods to the question, rolling his head back and forth to stretch his neck.]

I mean I'm gonna test them to make sure, first. They didn't cause any problems before, they actually had a lot of positive effects... But I dunno if maybe that was specific to the planet they came from, everything went crazy right after I'd brought them back to the ship.
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[personal profile] nyahilistic 2018-01-27 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
[That would be correct-- the elusive one that doesn't socialize. He glances up at the unfamiliar voice and tilts his head, and then shakes it.]

They were specific to a planet called Bajikan, where there were seven weird districts named and themed after the Seven Deadly Sins. ...which, I guess doesn't make for a compelling argument that these aren't drugs. I remember a few of the effects, but not which does what.
relieable: (i saw him first)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-01-27 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Augh! [he grabs the sides of his head] You're gonna kill me way too early!
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[personal profile] nyahilistic 2018-01-28 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
I mean I am friends with Reaper-- but seriously, fucking listen when I talk! They're not drugs.
relieable: (fuck that in the fucking face)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-01-28 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[huff!]

You said they're weird space plants that do weird shit! What does that even mean, huh? Whadda they do?
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[personal profile] nyahilistic 2018-01-29 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Weird space plants that do weird shit doesn't make them drugs! I don't remember what they all do individually, the labels wore off. [Burnt, off, it looks like.]
relieable: on tonight's activities (calling a preemptive no homo)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-01-29 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't that all the more reason to... you know... not touch them?

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