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[luckyescape]

[Maybe Freya is bored and testing strange things at her new job with Prometheus... and who says a mechanical engineer can't have hobbies outside of her field and use work resources to test said hobbies.]

Interesting Fact:

Dry air is primarily made up of nitrogen (78.09%) and oxygen (20.95%). The remaining 1% is made up of argon (0.93%), carbon dioxide (0.039% ) and other trace gases (0.003%). Water vapor (water in its gaseous state) is also present in the atmosphere in varying amounts, by up to 2%.

This is my Earth as of 2010.

So here is my question; What is the air in quarantine made of?

[About ten minutes later another text goes out.]

Maybe someone, not me, should try and figure this out. On the plus side, I found out that exploding things at my new job is not grounds for being fired! I also started a new project that I have named Prometheus.

He will be a robot that helps clean up the streets with a cute friendly tune. You'll see prototypes on the streets in about a month. If you see him, please fill out one of the surveys that are on his back and insert them into his mouth. If you hurt him, I will find you.

He's going to be like Wall-e so if you hurt him I consider you a monster of epic douche-baggery.

Comments

[luckyescape]

Really? Maybe that's your Earth???

The carbon dioxide in the air has doubled in the last twenty years. In the year 1990 it was closer to 0.018% and no one is taking carbon emissions seriously since the damaging affect to the Earth is so slow.

[circumitus]

maybe.
haven't been keeping track of the exact percentage of the air like that, so who knows.

[luckyescape]

Yeah, I think I'm the odd one here.

I need new hobbies.

[circumitus]

most likely, yes. [Wow Rey, way to be rude.]

didn't really have that many hobbies before.
guess this would be a high time to find some.

[luckyescape]

[That's cool, Freya likes people who call it as they see it.]

Since that sentence didn't have a noun I'm going to assume that you're talking about yourself? Also these phones have auto correct, did you turn that off? It capitalizes the beginning of all my sentences for me and I don't know if that's just because I have the new model or something. If so, cool.

[circumitus]

yes, was talking about myself. [Rey is a minimalist. It often works against her.]
turned that shit off when it kept trying to turn every "fuck" to "duck".

[luckyescape]

You really need to put nouns in sentences if you want people to understand you. [Freya thinks that's being an incompletist more than a minimalist.]

Oh? Mine does not auto correct swear words but maybe because I used them to often.

[circumitus]

what are you, the grammar police around here, or is this going to be your new hobby? [She doesn't expect a serious response from that, but she doesn't care either way.]

sure, probably. whatever.

[luckyescape]

That'd be a pretty neat hobby.

I just want to make sure I understand you. It's super easy to miscommunicate through text.

[circumitus]

if you're the type who'd find watching paint dry to be "neat" then ok.

in all fairness it's easy to miscommunicate through all mediums if you're not careful.

[luckyescape]

Phase change!
That joke aside, watching paint dry is only entertaining if you're really bored and even then I don't think you can do it long.

And that is true.