|| video | @ciscodelamancha | feb 10 ||

[franciscoramon]

[ The video starts off shaky, clearly taken using the front-facing camera on a phone being wielded by a deeply intoxicated Cisco Ramon. He is pink-cheeked and bright-eyed and giggling so much he has difficulty speaking. ]

Heyooo Quarantine! Sup! Guess what?! It's my birthday today! That means I'm twenty fuckin' five, which means I'm totally old, and wise, and stuff. So I thought it'd be fun if y'all sent me, like, questions! For advice! You know, like Dear Abby, only instead it's Dear Cisco. I've been around a whole quarter of a century now so you best believe I've got plenty of knowledge I can drop on ya like that!

[ He lifts the hand not holding the phone, clearly meaning to snap, but realizes belatedly he's still holding a glass. He turns away from the screen, muttering a quick Babe, babe hold this for me- before handing off the drink to someone outside the shot. Then he looks at the camera once more and snaps, not loudly enough to be heard and late enough that it is unintentionally very comical. ]

It's cool if you send them anonymous or not, anything goes. Lemme help you make some good-ass choices in your life! Or if you're not feeling the advice game you could just like do some shout outs and holler at your loved ones.

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[franciscoramon]

Psshh, that's not so much!

[ She's a few years older than Eddie, but not enough to justify calling him a baby, thanks very much. And he's going to convince her of this. ]

Besides, listen.... listen. I'm used to hanging out with people who are a little older than me, 'cause I skipped a bunch of grades. So I was always, like, totally out of place, in high school and then college, and actually after, too, 'cause everybody else at S.T.A.R. was older, too.

[ There had been an argument in there at some point, but he'd wandered away from it. His drunk logic isn't the greatest. ]

Anyway, there's people living on this moon who are three hundred and thirty three, so, if I'm a baby then so are you.

[11calls]

Pfft. That doesn't count. You don't get to bring them into this, Cisco.

[Alex isn't surprised by the whole people who are much much older than her, so she's just going to brush it off.]

Definitely a kiddo then. Twenty-five or no!

[franciscoramon]

[ Cisco responds, in very mature fashion, by just sending a picture of him sticking out his tongue at Alex. There's no real other way to win the argument, but what can possibly trump such a move??? ]

[11calls]

[Oh Cisco, Alex works at a radio station and thus knows a few great looks and she sticks out her tongue and pulls a face at him.

You know, like the mature adult she is.]