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[bastardofipswich]

M4M SEEKING: NEW ARCH-ENEMY
18yo swm in search of new arch-enemy!! i took a 3 month long nap and my old one left the city with his gf :(

must be:

• male
  
• ages 17-21
  
• btwn 5'10" - 6'3"
  
• athletic
  
• able to take a beating
  
• magic OR otherwise superpowered
  
• annoyingly moral
  
• bicuriosity a plus
  

it would also help if you had an annoying group of friends i could use as leverage against you. interested parties can get in touch with Chase Collins @worstwitch!!


ps: pls include a headshot

Comments

[bastardofipswich]

what's the point of having an arch nemesis if it's NOT hostile?

yeah of course i remember. i just don't remember what happened in the last three months.
did i miss anything? did you FINALLY learn how to play scrabble?

[talentedscavenger]

It sounds like you want more of a lover—albeit a hostile one.

Nothing has really happened—and no, I haven’t. No time for it.

Why is scrabble so important?

[bastardofipswich]

if i wanted one of those i'd load up friendr and swipe right on every guy who looks like he might have a six pack

you'd know if you'd bothered to play it

[talentedscavenger]

Uh-huh. Between me sending you that last text and now, did you do that?

There isn’t a need or a want to play it. Besides there are other things to do.

[bastardofipswich]

i'll leave that to your imagination ;)

like what

[talentedscavenger]

I’d rather not think about that.

Keeping a job, having shelter, food and making sure your friends are ok.

[bastardofipswich]

wow you're as exciting as ever

[talentedscavenger]

You don’t know the half of it.

[bastardofipswich]

pretty sure i don't want to know! there's only so much adrenaline fueled excitement i can take

[talentedscavenger]

I can’t say I’ve missed your sarcasm.

That’s fine, it only involved armies, flying through space, and a fierce battle. Nothing much to it.

[bastardofipswich]

see that's the stuff you should lead with

what happened?

[talentedscavenger]

No? Because it’s not a great conversation starter.

How about what happened with you? Where did you go?

[bastardofipswich]

nowhere interesting

[ Since he's dead and all. Dead but likes to avoid talking about that. ]

[talentedscavenger]

I find that hard to believe.

[bastardofipswich]

well
it's the truth

[talentedscavenger]

:/

[bastardofipswich]

fine i joined a cult for three months

[talentedscavenger]

You did what?!

[ Why should she care? She barely knows him. Unless he’s here to recruit people—which would be bad. So very bad. ]

[bastardofipswich]

jk actually i was dead

[ Aw, but if he knew she cared about him possibly joining a cult, HE MIGHT THINK THAT'S ADORABLE.

In his crappy Chase way. ]

[talentedscavenger]

[ Well damn, now she’s wondering which one was better: him being dead or joining a cult. Why does she get herself into these situations?

And now what can she say back?

Fuck. ]

I’m sorry to hear that.

[ Beat. ]

Are there any other games I should know about?

[bastardofipswich]

[ Is that sympathy?

SYMPATHY MAKES HIM FEEL WEIRD, HE'S JUST GONNA SKIP TO THE GAMES. ]

truth or dare

[talentedscavenger]

[GOOD BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHY SHE SAID SHE WAS SORRY EITHER. SHE'S TRYING TO RELATE, AND IT'S NOT WORKING.

All the awkward.]

I'm guessing you do one or the other. Is that right?

[bastardofipswich]

[ It's okay, Chase is awful at relating, too. If he were less maladjusted, he'd probably appreciate the sympathy. ]

BINGO
you pick one, answer whatever question you get/do whatever dare you get
then you turn the tables and make the other person pick

[talentedscavenger]

[Why does she make friends with the 'misunderstood/crazy' types?]

Why would you want to do that? What's the point? or is there a prize at the end?

[bastardofipswich]

for the fun of it

the prize is getting your friends to answer your questions and do stupid crap