text; un: worstwitch

[bastardofipswich]

M4M SEEKING: NEW ARCH-ENEMY
18yo swm in search of new arch-enemy!! i took a 3 month long nap and my old one left the city with his gf :(

must be:

• male
  
• ages 17-21
  
• btwn 5'10" - 6'3"
  
• athletic
  
• able to take a beating
  
• magic OR otherwise superpowered
  
• annoyingly moral
  
• bicuriosity a plus
  

it would also help if you had an annoying group of friends i could use as leverage against you. interested parties can get in touch with Chase Collins @worstwitch!!


ps: pls include a headshot

Comments

[somnioergosum]

[Ronan regrets responding already. It's that emoticon. It's staring at him, making him want to twist into a full body cringe.]

if you have to beg for one then you're living your life wrong
just keep spamming people with that smiley face and someone will punch you eventually

[bastardofipswich]

:\

[somnioergosum]

are you asking me to punch you

[bastardofipswich]

:\ :\ :\

[somnioergosum]

[Ronan has no words. So he takes a picture of his middle finger and sends that instead.]

[bastardofipswich]

[ That warms his troll heart! Here, he'll graduate from shitty emoticons to SHITTY EMOJIS: ]

😘

[somnioergosum]

[This is the point where Ronan needs to set down his device, walk away, and forget any of this happened. But hearts? Hearts?]

go fuck yourself

[bastardofipswich]

[ OH NO. This reaction is like catnip to him. ]

so forceful!
you really know how to make a guy go weak in the knees

😍

[somnioergosum]

[A small part of Ronan goes "please not again." But the biggest reaction is revulsion. He's got a boyfriend, God damn it! Why can't people respect that, even if they don't know and/or care?]

not interested

[bastardofipswich]

oh come on
don't break my heart like that
i'm already writing mr & mr lynch in my notebook

or should it be lynch-collins
collins-lynch
DECISIONS...

[somnioergosum]

there's already a mr lynch
i'm taken, you asshole

[bastardofipswich]

oh nooooooo :(
this is the worst day ever

[somnioergosum]

[The rest of the insults he could bear. But, just like the Highlander, there can only be one future Mr. Lynch. ]

run into me and it will be