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[ the feed opens up to a girl dressed in a bright tshirt and smiling broadly at her audience, waving her hand enthusiastically. there are prominent scar marks on her face. ]

Hi Riverview! My name's Gabby and I'm new here! I was in New York before. The one with the superheroes. And now I'm here! Unfortunately, I think I lost all my stuff? And my caseworker kind of freaked out when I gave her the list, so maybe you guys can help me!

I'm missing my MAC-10 machine pistols, nunchucks and knuckle busters. Anyone knows where to get those? Oh, and a proper bullet proof suit.

Thanks!

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[Ronan's face goes perfectly blank as he sees all the cool names he'd thought of vanish before his eyes.]

You could've gone with Nunchukking or hell, even Gun Girl, and you picked Honey Badger.

Honey Badger is cool! It fits our theme and it works because it sounds sweet but also has killer claws.

[ just like gabby. ]

What kind of theme goes with Honey Badger?

I don't care if it has claws. It's got the word honey. Is your best friend Winnie, code name The Pooh?

[He's not even touching the badger part, which is for the best.]

[ she's not backing down. daken gave her that name. ]

Wow, you don't know anything about animals, do you? You should really look up honey badgers. They're fierce.

I grew up on a farm. I know plenty. A pissed off cow can kill you but no one's scared of the milk man.

Seriously, what's the theme? I wanna know now.

It's animals. Our — [ she stops trying to figure out the right words to call logan. he wasn't her dad, not like he was laura's and he wasn't her original either. ] — The first one was called Wolverine.

[Ronan huffs.]

Could be worse.

Did he teach you to be little Miss Vigilante?

[ gabby blinks. ]

No, he didn't. I'm a clone. I was taught that stuff because people wanted me to kill for them.

[Ronan doesn't blink but he does stare rather oddly. Gabby may be only thirteen and call herself Honey Badger, but Ronan can think of no other way to put this.]

That's fucked up.

But it wasn't messed up when I told you I had gun training at the age of seven?

[ but she knows it's messed up. all the training, the various cruelties. the slow deaths her sisters suffered. ]

There's a difference between being taught how to use a gun and being told to go kill someone with it.

[There's also the cloning thing, but Ronan lost his rights to talk about the ethics of that.]

Clones are expendable. You can hurt them as many times as you want and it wouldn't matter. You can get them to do whatever you want because they owe you their lives.

[ it never mattered. gabby can't feel pain so in that, they were "spared". but it robbed them of so much more and they knew it. ]

That's how it works.

[It's slight change, but Ronan's expression tightens and his eyes shift to the side for a moment. The memory of his own double dying because of him is one he's tried hard to suppress.]

So they say. That's not how good people work.

That's where you were before you came here?

Kind of. My sister rescued me from all of that.

[ sisters, plural, to be honest. ]

Good.

[The thought of her possibly going back to that is horrifying. He just met her and her code name is a fucking waste, but no one deserves that.]

But unless your sister shows up, you're on your own with those guns.

You should think about the tank for when you're old enough.

I've been in a tank. They're okay.

I rather have a space scooter. How come we don't have those here?

[Only okay? Ronan's now determined to find out for himself.]

Interdimensional copyright.

[It's plausible.]

That doesn't sound like a real thing.

[ and gabby has some knowledge of other dimensions. ]

We live on a moon in an alternate universe future.

[Somewhere out there, interdimensional copyrights exist, if only in his dreams.]

I've been on moons and I've met people from alternate future universes.

Still doesn't make it a real thing.

You can't know for sure.

No, but I have 50% more experience to back myself up.

Aw honey, don't be such a killjoy.

[ wow how dare. ]

I'm pretty sure I'm the least killjoy.

[Too bad. Ronan's also like a honey badger: he don't give a fuck.]

Then let me dream of my interdimensional copyright. It'll be real then.

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