video; un: ny4n

[ichimyatsu]

[The feed buzzes on to Ichimatsu looking boredly down with his hand resting on one fist, his other clearly setting the phone up to record. Despite how often he looks bored, this time he looks a little perturbed, as well, and he glances up at the phone after a while, shifting its view a moment later. It shows a large wooden chest, in the corner of a relatively nondescript room, and the inside of the chest is sectioned off into several segments, most of which are... filled with plants, be they dried or in seed form. He slowly moves the view across the entire chest, and then sets it back on a shelf, or a windowsill, where it can focus on him as he sets his cheek back against his fist.]

...so I've had this chest of plants for almost a fucking year now. I completely forgot about them, and all the labels are... burnt, it looks like. Somehow the plants are okay? They're weird space plants, they all do weird shit. I remember two of them, but not their names.

[A long silence, and he shifts to uncurl his hand and set his chin in his palm, instead.]

...guess I'm gonna be selling some weird space plant extracts once I figure out what they all do again. Anybody interested? Or, for that matter, anybody know anything about plants? Reaper, Karamatsu, you two remember these things?

[ooc; Ssssso these are plants Ichimatsu's had since he was in Eluvio. There was an event in that game where the ship visited a planet with seven districts based off the seven sins, and characters were allowed to harvest and keep flora from the districts. The moderation of that game has since locked the post with the actual names/effects of those plants, so I'll be working off memory for effects and making up new names, but the plants bear no actual resemblance to any other existing flora. Feel free to have any botany-smart people tell him as much! ...also hi I changed usernames.]

accidental video | un: undertaker

[somakemelaugh]

[The video comes on to show Undertaker in what looks like something he'd arranged himself, lying stretched out over a couch in casual wear, feet crossed at the ankles over the arm while his head rests on the opposite seat, hair spilled all around like he doesn't care. Which he doesn't.]

[He's alone here and he knows it. Or thinks he is anyway. A few minutes pass and he still hasn't spoken, and though he appears to be looking straight up, he's holding his chain in one hand over his stomach, fingers rubbing one of them. One of seven.]

[A few minutes more and it becomes clear he doesn't realize he's being recorded. He still hasn't said anything. But then just as the viewer may feel tempted to switch the feed, Undertaker giggles. The giggles quickly become a spasm before he bursts out laughing for no apparent reason. None at all. He's laughing so hard, kicking one foot, that as he turns, he rolls himself right off the couch with a thud...]

[... and keeps right on laughing. And there, the video ends.]