Anthony Edward Stark (
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riverview2017-03-07 12:10 pm
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Entry tags:
- marvel (616): billy kaplan,
- marvel (616): bucky barnes,
- marvel (616): loki laufeyson,
- marvel (616): steve rogers,
- marvel (mcu): bucky barnes,
- marvel (mcu): sam wilson,
- marvel (mcu): steve rogers,
- ✖ lazer team: adam,
- ✖ magic the gathering: chandra nalaar,
- ✖ marvel (616): stephen strange,
- ✖ marvel (616): tony stark,
- ✖ marvel (mcu): scott lang,
- ✖ prison break: michael scofield,
- ✖ the last of us: ellie,
- ✖ vikings: ivar ragnarsson
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[ The look on Tony's face as the feed clicks on is clearly unamused. Possibly even Unamused, capital and all. Why is he so irritated you might ask? Well, don't you worry about that, he is bound to let you know. As soon as he finishes sipping on his coffee in a more than obnoxious way. If you look close enough, and know Tony, you will be able to see a darkness beneath his eyes, the kind that comes with too much coffee and too many ideas and not enough hours in the day, so clearly he has to sacrifice some of the night for the Greater Good or some shit.
Whatever. That is why there is coffee.
Once the coffee has been consumed, Tony gets up from where he is sitting, and it becomes very obvious that he is in the kitchen on the floor, a kitchen you have all seen thanks to a Viking, but there is no sign of him now. However, there are signs of someone making a rather large breakfast here (if only you could smell it, seriously, Tony would kill to eat some of it okay) and not sharing.
This? This is why Tony is unamused.]
Really, you come in here, use the space and leave the dishes, while also not sharing?
[ Steve is gonna be annoyed. Not that he isn't usually in that state. The images shifts as Tony puts the phone down, and there is the sound of more coffee making its way into his cup while you get a lovely view of the ceiling. Look, no scorch marks. Yet.]
That's just rude, even for gods of chaos and mischief. And here I was going to make you a fancy partial AI for your phone. Ha.
[ Look, he doesn't know if it was Loki, but he assumes it is. Because if it was Steve or Bucky they would have shared, and he is pretty sure that Stephen only eats things that are still moving, and Billy-- well maybe him too. But for now, his ire is on Loki.]
Also, working on some ideas for the defence perimeter, some new weapons and targeting systems, if there is anyone that has any ideas, let me know. I mean, I've probably already thought of it, but still might be nice to bounce ideas around.
Whatever. That is why there is coffee.
Once the coffee has been consumed, Tony gets up from where he is sitting, and it becomes very obvious that he is in the kitchen on the floor, a kitchen you have all seen thanks to a Viking, but there is no sign of him now. However, there are signs of someone making a rather large breakfast here (if only you could smell it, seriously, Tony would kill to eat some of it okay) and not sharing.
This? This is why Tony is unamused.]
Really, you come in here, use the space and leave the dishes, while also not sharing?
[ Steve is gonna be annoyed. Not that he isn't usually in that state. The images shifts as Tony puts the phone down, and there is the sound of more coffee making its way into his cup while you get a lovely view of the ceiling. Look, no scorch marks. Yet.]
That's just rude, even for gods of chaos and mischief. And here I was going to make you a fancy partial AI for your phone. Ha.
[ Look, he doesn't know if it was Loki, but he assumes it is. Because if it was Steve or Bucky they would have shared, and he is pretty sure that Stephen only eats things that are still moving, and Billy-- well maybe him too. But for now, his ire is on Loki.]
Also, working on some ideas for the defence perimeter, some new weapons and targeting systems, if there is anyone that has any ideas, let me know. I mean, I've probably already thought of it, but still might be nice to bounce ideas around.
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[ He isn't usually messy, it's simply easier to leave the sticklers to angst over the washing up until they cave and do it. ]
I'm bored with this prattling over dishes. Do you hear yourself? Is this what goes down on a wild Saturday night in your clubhouse tower? Discussion of the chore list. Perhaps renaming yourself the Iron Whiner would better fit your talent for doing it on behalf of other people before they even get the chance.
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[ Yeah well, you are trying to out-stubborn a lot of really stubborn assholes, so unless Steve caves, or one of the others, those dishes are staying there.
And don't you dare sweet talk Billy into doing them.]
Yeah well the only other thing to discuss is the perimeter of this place and you've already proven that you're kind of useless for those types of jobs so, treating you like the teenager you seem hellbent on acting like comes first.
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Just because you haven't come along for the ride isn't to say I've been doing Frigga-all.
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Did you just pun at me using your mother's name? Seriously? Also, if that is true, you can help develop shit for the defence perimeter. I know you're fucking smart, so you've given that away already.
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[ EYEROLLING ]
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[ But there's a 70% chance it would help, yes. ]
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[ Perfect, he will even write it on a scroll or something and make a tiny mechanical dragon to deliver it to you.]
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Those are Asgardian clothes, don't be rude. Thor will arrive and she'll kick your butt.
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[ It would give him something to do aside from freak out. Don't constantly irritate him Loki, and he might start making you cool things.]
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[ Doesn't Stark have a thousand alternates of actual friends milling around, sheesh. ]
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[ Touchy subject there, godling. But, if TOny's being honest, he finds you entertaining. He needs someone that can surprise him in his life okay. ]
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Company doesn't love uninvited misery. Does Netflix exist here? Get an account.
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maybe a little shut up.]Why thanks, Doctor Phil. Any other insights before I hang up on you?
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[ Tony was right, sometimes Loki can be clever. And useful. ]
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Note taken, I will let Strange know. And, I can program a technological perimeter warning system and leave some parameters open in the designation code if you want to add to it. Let me know about that
[ there, an olive branch of sorts.]
We're leaving the mess.
[ And Tony, out.]