Billy Kaplan (
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So, uh, my name is Billy Kaplan.
[And from the looks of it, he's sprawled out on his bed in the communal housing, camera held above him steadily. He makes a face.]
I have no idea what to say about myself. I was a student back home and I know a little magic. [He's a little tentative about that one, but-- he's not sure there's a point in keeping it secret here either.] But marketable skills? I'm not so sure about that one. I guess I need to figure something out though.
[Considering he's going to be here for a while...]
I guess I'm making this to ask what all of you plan to do here? If you have any definite plans at all, I mean.
[And from the looks of it, he's sprawled out on his bed in the communal housing, camera held above him steadily. He makes a face.]
I have no idea what to say about myself. I was a student back home and I know a little magic. [He's a little tentative about that one, but-- he's not sure there's a point in keeping it secret here either.] But marketable skills? I'm not so sure about that one. I guess I need to figure something out though.
[Considering he's going to be here for a while...]
I guess I'm making this to ask what all of you plan to do here? If you have any definite plans at all, I mean.
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I mean, I could, but I think that'd fall under some public indecency laws. Besides, not that kind of magic.
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Yuri doesn't even look remotely perturbed or apologetic over the arched brow. If anything, he looks a little impatient. He huffs out a breath, rolling his eyes. ]
The hell do you know about public decency around here? Try a red light district. Get creative.
[ He pauses, leaning forward a bit and squinting critically at the other. ]
What other kind of magic is there?
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You seem pretty agitated there... Is it because that's your fetish or something? I mean, not judging...
[He holds up his hand, focusing a bit of his power until t here's a blue ball of light in his hand and after a moment, electricity sparks around it like lightning.]
Well, this kind for a start.
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[ And he wasn't even joking, at that.
He snorts at the other's assessment that it's his fetish, just rolling his eyes. ]
Even if it was, I wouldn't be asking for it out of you.
[ But... Yuri did look at least interested, at light that pulses between the other's fingertips, his lips thinning as he tries to assess if it's some sort of smoke-and-mirrors trick. ]
That's it? [ He deadpans, not allowing him to show any flicker that he might have been impressed by the display. ]
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[He knows a lot of people who seem in perpetually terrible moods. He can be too, at times.
He huffs out a laugh despite himself though.]
I wouldn't be showing you anything fetish-y anyway, no offense.
[Well, maybe some offense.]
Not at all. If you want to find me somewhere, I can show you everything that I can actually do.
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[He pauses, thoughtfully.]
I can fly and create shields to protect myself and others with. I can do some teleportation, create items out of nothing... Basically, if I want it bad enough, chances are, I can make it happen.
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So what, you can like- manifest a cheeseburger out of thin air or something? [ Because honestly that would be both useful and a curse. If Yuri could summon anything he wanted... at any time... ]
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[Although exceptions have been made for some things.]
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I guess I've never really thought of it like that. I'm not sure I could cure world hunger, but maybe? I'll have to test it out sometime...
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Lucky for you I'm a god damn genius. Real world saving humanitarian. [ And 100% full of bullshit. ]
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[ He pauses though, looking thoughtful. ]
Do you ever wonder if the things you can create came from somewhere else? I mean they say no action without an equal reaction, or something like that. And since there are obviously multiple verses- are you pulling that cheeseburger from someone else's' hungry mouth? If you curled world hunger here, would you cause world famine elsewhere?
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[He pauses for a moment as well, expression drawn and thoughtful.]
I really hope so anyway.
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[ Yeah, now he's just being antagonistic for the sake of it.
Like he wasn't before.]no subject
[Hey, he deals with a lot of jerks, he can handle this.]
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Anyway, I'll keep an eye out for you, magic man. Think you can hook me up with an xbox? [ He's mostly joking.
Mostly. ]
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[He snorts at that.]
You'd have to ask real nice for me to try...