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Billy Kaplan ([personal profile] noassgardian) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-03-08 12:11 am

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So, uh, my name is Billy Kaplan.

[And from the looks of it, he's sprawled out on his bed in the communal housing, camera held above him steadily. He makes a face.]

I have no idea what to say about myself. I was a student back home and I know a little magic. [He's a little tentative about that one, but-- he's not sure there's a point in keeping it secret here either.] But marketable skills? I'm not so sure about that one. I guess I need to figure something out though.

[Considering he's going to be here for a while...]

I guess I'm making this to ask what all of you plan to do here? If you have any definite plans at all, I mean.
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[personal profile] bespredel 2017-03-10 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ He is an absolute god damn ball of sunshine and rainbows, thanks for noticing.

Yuri doesn't even look remotely perturbed or apologetic over the arched brow. If anything, he looks a little impatient. He huffs out a breath, rolling his eyes.
]

The hell do you know about public decency around here? Try a red light district. Get creative.

[ He pauses, leaning forward a bit and squinting critically at the other. ]

What other kind of magic is there?
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[personal profile] bespredel 2017-03-29 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
This is my normal state of being. Me being agitated is a hell of a lot worse.

[ And he wasn't even joking, at that.

He snorts at the other's assessment that it's his fetish, just rolling his eyes.
]

Even if it was, I wouldn't be asking for it out of you.

[ But... Yuri did look at least interested, at light that pulses between the other's fingertips, his lips thinning as he tries to assess if it's some sort of smoke-and-mirrors trick. ]

That's it? [ He deadpans, not allowing him to show any flicker that he might have been impressed by the display. ]
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[personal profile] bespredel 2017-04-07 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Is this like one of those 'don't take candy from strangers' PSA's? Don't follow the weird guy with magic into a dark alley or he'll turn you into the rabbit he pulls out of his hat? [ Because honestly, he wouldn't doubt it. And Billy is right about one thing- Yuri really doesn't know what he's capable of. Or if he's even worth trusting. He's curious, sure, but he's also street smart. Cautious. ] Perhaps you should just lead with the verbal list.
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[personal profile] bespredel 2017-04-10 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
This place is weird as shit and I am not about to get caught with my pants down. Literally or figuratively.

So what, you can like- manifest a cheeseburger out of thin air or something? [ Because honestly that would be both useful and a curse. If Yuri could summon anything he wanted... at any time... ]
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[personal profile] bespredel 2017-04-19 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
What, someone policing you to stop you? Do you have some sort of divine consequence if you use that shit to lean your room instead of lifting a finger? Because I mean, if not then who the hell cares. So long as you're not using it to hurt other people. Hell, if you can "technically" summon a cheeseburger whenever the hell you want isn't it selfish not to cure world hunger or some shit?
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[personal profile] bespredel 2017-05-10 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure that you have a responsibility to now. Kind of a douchebag move not to have thought of it before.

Lucky for you I'm a god damn genius. Real world saving humanitarian. [ And 100% full of bullshit. ]
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[personal profile] bespredel 2017-05-11 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
Damn straight.

[ He pauses though, looking thoughtful. ]

Do you ever wonder if the things you can create came from somewhere else? I mean they say no action without an equal reaction, or something like that. And since there are obviously multiple verses- are you pulling that cheeseburger from someone else's' hungry mouth? If you curled world hunger here, would you cause world famine elsewhere?
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[personal profile] bespredel 2017-05-19 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
Just think, somewhere out there in the multiverse there's a world- or maybe even multiple worlds- where you've stolen the very food off a starving family's table. Good job.

[ Yeah, now he's just being antagonistic for the sake of it. Like he wasn't before. ]
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[personal profile] bespredel 2017-05-26 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
It's a skill of mine. [ Sarcasm. So much sarcasm. ]

Anyway, I'll keep an eye out for you, magic man. Think you can hook me up with an xbox? [ He's mostly joking.

Mostly.
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