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Bryn Zethir ([personal profile] inlaid) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-07-06 07:27 pm

un: b.zethir, text;

[ooc: warning for stick figure drawings of a dead/partially eaten goat and horses with too many legs??

Context: thread 01, thread 02, & thread 03]


How. Why. Someone please explain.

The goats of Norse gods are apparently milked for mead, not milk? Does this make them walking, fermenting kegs on legs?




Is this why a certain god will eat the goats that pull his chariot and then resurrect them?



Do the goats remember they were killed and eaten? For eternity? I mean this sounds kind of horrifying to me. The goats pull the chariot. They are killed. They're eaten. They are brought back from the dead and then pull the chariot more or get milked for mead until someone gets the munchies again?

But more than that, I just...okay. People/Gods have two legs. Horses have four.




Simple, right? So if people or gods have babies with other people and the babies have two legs, and the horses have colts and fillies with other horses and they have four legs, how is it that a god in horse form somehow mates with a stallion and then gives birth to an eight-legged horse? How?



Why are there so many legs??



Is this also why they have the goats pulling the chariots instead of horses? The goats provide meals on wheels whereas the horses are for weird spider-horse procreation?

[If goats are for food and horses are for banging what happens to the chickens??]
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[personal profile] aeturnus 2017-07-07 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Greek and Roman mythologies are the big hitters for most, they share as many similarities as they do differences. Chinese and Japanese can get weird but mostly in different ways. There's plenty of other big cultures and stories and they're all some sort of messed up but I think those are currently the most infamous in my time.

Did it help?
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[personal profile] aeturnus 2017-07-07 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
History is my wheelhouse so if you need help sorting through it later, you could hit me up.

The internet is excellent for that. Dulling shock factor and all.
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[personal profile] aeturnus 2017-07-07 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Gotta be hard to sort the wheat from the chaff. I get you.

Not really. I'd say I'm just difficult to shock in the first place.
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[personal profile] aeturnus 2017-07-07 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Different worlds do have a way of mixing it up. Point made.
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[personal profile] aeturnus 2017-07-09 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
On the other hand, it's perfectly okay to say "wow, I wasn't expecting that!"