Entry tags:
- marvel (mcu): loki,
- marvel (mcu): sam wilson,
- marvel (mcu): thor,
- star trek (aos): james kirk,
- the adventure zone: taako taaco,
- ✖ chb chronicles: nico di angelo,
- ✖ dceu: clark kent,
- ✖ dctv (flash): cisco ramon,
- ✖ fullmetal alchemist (03): alphonse elr,
- ✖ homestuck: john egbert,
- ✖ original: bryn zethir,
- ✖ original: cain,
- ✖ the adventure zone: lup taaco,
- ✖ vikings: ivar ragnarsson
un: b.zethir, text;
[ooc: warning for stick figure drawings of a dead/partially eaten goat and horses with too many legs??
Context: thread 01, thread 02, & thread 03]
How. Why. Someone please explain.
The goats of Norse gods are apparently milked for mead, not milk? Does this make them walking, fermenting kegs on legs?

Is this why a certain god will eat the goats that pull his chariot and then resurrect them?

Do the goats remember they were killed and eaten? For eternity? I mean this sounds kind of horrifying to me. The goats pull the chariot. They are killed. They're eaten. They are brought back from the dead and then pull the chariot more or get milked for mead until someone gets the munchies again?
But more than that, I just...okay. People/Gods have two legs. Horses have four.

Simple, right? So if people or gods have babies with other people and the babies have two legs, and the horses have colts and fillies with other horses and they have four legs, how is it that a god in horse form somehow mates with a stallion and then gives birth to an eight-legged horse? How?

Why are there so many legs??

Is this also why they have the goats pulling the chariots instead of horses? The goats provide meals on wheels whereas the horses are for weird spider-horse procreation?
[If goats are for food and horses are for banging what happens to the chickens??]
Context: thread 01, thread 02, & thread 03]
How. Why. Someone please explain.
The goats of Norse gods are apparently milked for mead, not milk? Does this make them walking, fermenting kegs on legs?

Is this why a certain god will eat the goats that pull his chariot and then resurrect them?

Do the goats remember they were killed and eaten? For eternity? I mean this sounds kind of horrifying to me. The goats pull the chariot. They are killed. They're eaten. They are brought back from the dead and then pull the chariot more or get milked for mead until someone gets the munchies again?
But more than that, I just...okay. People/Gods have two legs. Horses have four.

Simple, right? So if people or gods have babies with other people and the babies have two legs, and the horses have colts and fillies with other horses and they have four legs, how is it that a god in horse form somehow mates with a stallion and then gives birth to an eight-legged horse? How?

Why are there so many legs??

Is this also why they have the goats pulling the chariots instead of horses? The goats provide meals on wheels whereas the horses are for weird spider-horse procreation?
[If goats are for food and horses are for banging what happens to the chickens??]

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[ text | un: trickster ]
You see, when a horse and a god love each other very much . . . .
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text, un: j.k.;
[ He's cracking up holy shit. ]
I don't have any real substantial answers, but spider-horse's name is Sleipnir, he is the Best Horse and steed of Odin.
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Also who is Odin?
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video, un: falconwings
[Sam Wilson, font of information on Norse mythology?]
And Odin rides the, uh, spider-horse. His adoptive grand...horse.
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Grandhorse. Deities, Sam, please. I can only handle so much.
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@cjk [ text ]
[ Taako conveniently didn't mention that. That's why Clark's here to ruin his fun with facts. ]
What do you need to know?
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perma that
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no worries <3
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...if it's symbolic then what are the true legends behind the stories here?
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text; un: ghostking
at least my dad never mated with animals
he leaves that for zeus
lmk if this is okay
At least no one complained about me.
it's a++++
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Greeks I assume are a people like the Norse but who is your father and who is Zeus?
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@ciscodelamancha | text
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text; un: thunderer
[Totally innocuous and unassuming, here.]
text; un:lightemup
text; un: soulbound
[ it looks a lot like his brother's sad attempts. ]
do talk about gods come up often?
text; un: fresh.heir
nice drawings though. you should meet my friend dave, i bet you'd get along!
Video @the.boneless
To put it simply? The gods have a lot of weird shit going on. That's what happens when the world gets formed from the body of a giant that Odin and his brother slew and the first man got licked out of the ice by a cow.
[He likely just confused Bryn further, didn't he?]