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- marvel (mcu): loki,
- marvel (mcu): sam wilson,
- marvel (mcu): thor,
- star trek (aos): james kirk,
- the adventure zone: taako taaco,
- ✖ chb chronicles: nico di angelo,
- ✖ dceu: clark kent,
- ✖ dctv (flash): cisco ramon,
- ✖ fullmetal alchemist (03): alphonse elr,
- ✖ homestuck: john egbert,
- ✖ original: bryn zethir,
- ✖ original: cain,
- ✖ the adventure zone: lup taaco,
- ✖ vikings: ivar ragnarsson
un: b.zethir, text;
[ooc: warning for stick figure drawings of a dead/partially eaten goat and horses with too many legs??
Context: thread 01, thread 02, & thread 03]
How. Why. Someone please explain.
The goats of Norse gods are apparently milked for mead, not milk? Does this make them walking, fermenting kegs on legs?
Is this why a certain god will eat the goats that pull his chariot and then resurrect them?
Do the goats remember they were killed and eaten? For eternity? I mean this sounds kind of horrifying to me. The goats pull the chariot. They are killed. They're eaten. They are brought back from the dead and then pull the chariot more or get milked for mead until someone gets the munchies again?
But more than that, I just...okay. People/Gods have two legs. Horses have four.
Simple, right? So if people or gods have babies with other people and the babies have two legs, and the horses have colts and fillies with other horses and they have four legs, how is it that a god in horse form somehow mates with a stallion and then gives birth to an eight-legged horse? How?
Why are there so many legs??
Is this also why they have the goats pulling the chariots instead of horses? The goats provide meals on wheels whereas the horses are for weird spider-horse procreation?
[If goats are for food and horses are for banging what happens to the chickens??]
Context: thread 01, thread 02, & thread 03]
How. Why. Someone please explain.
The goats of Norse gods are apparently milked for mead, not milk? Does this make them walking, fermenting kegs on legs?
Is this why a certain god will eat the goats that pull his chariot and then resurrect them?
Do the goats remember they were killed and eaten? For eternity? I mean this sounds kind of horrifying to me. The goats pull the chariot. They are killed. They're eaten. They are brought back from the dead and then pull the chariot more or get milked for mead until someone gets the munchies again?
But more than that, I just...okay. People/Gods have two legs. Horses have four.
Simple, right? So if people or gods have babies with other people and the babies have two legs, and the horses have colts and fillies with other horses and they have four legs, how is it that a god in horse form somehow mates with a stallion and then gives birth to an eight-legged horse? How?
Why are there so many legs??
Is this also why they have the goats pulling the chariots instead of horses? The goats provide meals on wheels whereas the horses are for weird spider-horse procreation?
[If goats are for food and horses are for banging what happens to the chickens??]
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that's pretty complicated.
i think i like my father's domain better
as for fighting... a war recently ended in my world
one that would've destroyed it if we demigods hadn't fought
and it started just six months after another war
that threatened to wipe people off the map
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It doesn't surprise me that you're faced with more dangerous situations than mortals, but that seems a very short period of time between conflicts...has it always been that way? One thing after another in quick succession?
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to both questions.
monsters like eating demigods
so we usually have to fight for our survival
on top of protecting people.
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but can't directly because that would be
interfering with the fates.
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but it's better to not mess with causality