text | un: j.jones

[hardedged]

[ jessica jones doesn't want to be here. yes, she sat through the orientation video, as crapass and cheesy as it was, and told the assholes who greeted her that this was a mistake. she doesn't need to be rescued or sent to a new home, but despite her demand to return to her world, she would have to wait. it's difficult to navigate the portal, they inform her, and they ask for her patience. too bad that she lacks any.

a few hours after her arrival, jess decides to grace the network with her presence. what else is there to do while she waits around in a city on the fucking moon? ]

i didn't sign up for this star trek narnia bullshit. how long does it take to fix this goddamn portal?

and where can i find a decent drink in this shithole?

[ #priorities ]

Comments

[hardedged]

how long were they here for?

[hardedged]

no. jesus. that a thing here?

[hardedged]

glad you agree

[potentialed]

Good to see your reading comprehension is on par with your social skills.

text; un: ghostking

[deathkid]

depends on what you want to drink
as for the portal...
i've been here for three months, i think?
it's been taking a while
(ie, too long)

[jettisons]

Yep. Stay inside the city and you won't have issues, or so they tell me.

[bringbackgold]

Only about two months.

[willinglychanged]

I'm kinda pretty sure I'm the ONLY employee right now.

[maskerading]

Not working to our liking, anyway. So I don't think anyone could tell you how long you'll be stuck for.

[hardedged]

jesus christ

[hardedged]

"only"

[hardedged]

wow thanks. never would've figured that shit out myself.

[maskerading]

You did ask.

[bringbackgold]

Yes. Only. Time goes by pretty quickly.

[deathkid]

i don't think he has anything
to do with it

[hardedged]

yeah. just like how your iq matches your shoe size.

[potentialed]

Pretty sure they don't make shoes that large.

But nice try.

[ EXCEPT NOT REALLY. THAT WAS LAME, JESS. ]

[hardedged]

originality's for someone who gives a damn

[ aka — not her. ]

[hardedged]

what, so you're the owner too?

[500gallontank]

that's a weak excuse

you probably just can't do any better

[hardedged]

yeah. like i trust the assholes in charge.

[hardedged]

yeah. asking for helpful answers. not the same old crap.

[hardedged]

maybe for you

[hardedged]

hilarious

[ only she's allowed to give sass, okay. ]

[hardedged]

what, you wanna be insulted? does it turn you on or something?