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[hardedged]

[ jessica jones doesn't want to be here. yes, she sat through the orientation video, as crapass and cheesy as it was, and told the assholes who greeted her that this was a mistake. she doesn't need to be rescued or sent to a new home, but despite her demand to return to her world, she would have to wait. it's difficult to navigate the portal, they inform her, and they ask for her patience. too bad that she lacks any.

a few hours after her arrival, jess decides to grace the network with her presence. what else is there to do while she waits around in a city on the fucking moon? ]

i didn't sign up for this star trek narnia bullshit. how long does it take to fix this goddamn portal?

and where can i find a decent drink in this shithole?

[ #priorities ]

Comments

[hardedged]

[ SHUT UP, STEPHEN. IT WAS A GOOD BURN. ]

only thing large on you is your goddamn ego

[maskerading]

This network might be a bad place for that. [ If his totally unhelpful answers haven't tipped her off to that yet and all. ] You'd have better luck digging deeper elsewhere. Probably, anyway.

[hardedged]

[ she's the worst. save yourself, man. ]

good call, captain obvious

[maskerading]

[ Save himself? No, friend, he digs himself deeper. (He tried to be nice... he tried.) ]

Colonel Obvious, if you will. I've worked hard over the years to make it to this level of obviousness.

[hardedged]

congratulations

[willinglychanged]

Nah they told me some guy owns it but I ain't started work there yet.

[potentialed]

[ ABOUT AS GOOD AS CARPET. ]

Says the person that claims she's an expert on shitholes.

[500gallontank]

yeah i'm kinky like that

just saying either say something worth hearing

or shut up.

[maskerading]

Thanks.

I hope you're able to find your decent drink, by the way. You seem like you need it.

[bringbackgold]

I suppose you'll see.

[deathkid]

[ hey, his canon is full of sassmasters. he's happens to be one of the dead-panned type. ]

might as well get used to it
until someone figures out the portal, we're stuck here

[hardedged]

and shitheads. talking to one now.

[hardedged]

hope you can remove that stick from your ass. seems like you need that.

[potentialed]

Takes one to know one.

But at least I can admit I am.

[hardedged]

never said i'm not, asshole. just making it clear that you are too.

[potentialed]

I've known it long before I ever met you.

[hardedged]

you want a gold star?

[potentialed]

Only if you have enough to share with the whole class.

[hardedged]

sorry. ran out.

[ just like she ran out of fucks to give. ]

[potentialed]

[ He's not even going to respond.

Look at all the fucks he gives.

Look at them, Jess. ]

[hardedged]

[ WHATEVER, STEPHEN. enjoy your silence and all the fucks you don't give. no response means that she wins. so there. ]

[potentialed]

[ THERE ARE NO WINNERS HERE, JESS. Only losers.

Losers with superpowers. ]

[maskerading]

Do I? It wasn't my intention to seem that way when I responded to you.