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[starkwebs]

Hey, so.

Does anyone want to hang out and maybe build this cool lego replica of a medieval castle?

( That sound you hear? Definitely a box of legos he's shaking around. )

Or - I found a few different cleaning products that when mixed together can make some pretty awesome reactions? We can go mix them together, see what happens? Don't worry! I've got safety equipment and all that, promise.

Or we could do whatever. I'm easy.

( He just misses Ned and Aunt May and Happy's voice mail already, you know? )

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[starkwebs]

Right? I mean, not the big, super dangerous ones. But the small, self-contained ones are pretty awesome.

Oh! These- ( He holds up the box so she can see the front picture on the box. ) are legos! They're these little small building blocks you put together to make things like castles or space ships and stuff.

[umbrastaff]

I dunno, I kinda like the huge ones, too. As long as nobody gets hurt, mind you.

[Most of the time.]

...and shit my dude that's pretty rad. It's a make-your-own sculpture out of tiny bricks?

[starkwebs]

Yeah, that makes sense. My ears are just kind of sensitive, you know? I can hear a lot better than normal people, and explosion-induced tinnitus isn't really fun.

( Please don't tell him that. )

Exactly!

[umbrastaff]

I getcha. Gotta invest in some good fantasy earplugs, dude.

[Oh, she'll protect his innocence. For now.]

Alright, I'm in.

[starkwebs]

​Fantasy earplugs? Are those better than regular earplugs?

Really? Awesome!​

[umbrastaff]

...you know, I'm not sure why we always say that. Just earplugs in general, nothing fancy.

So what castle is it? Who lives there?

[starkwebs]

​Oh! ( He laughs! )

It's just some fancy castle. No one lives there. But I mean, if you have a hamster or something, they could probably live in it.​

[umbrastaff]

Nah, my dude. Not the little thing, I mean the place it's a build-your-own statue of?

[starkwebs]

Oh, right!

I'm not sure. I could research it here and see if I can find out.

[umbrastaff]

Nah don't stress about it or anything, it sounds fun the way it is.

...oh shit I'm Lup, by the way.

[starkwebs]

If you're sure. Let me know if you change your mind.

( He's going to research it anyway. )

I'm Peter. Peter Parker. It's nice to meet you, Lup.

[umbrastaff]

[Of course he is. Nerds.]

Nice to meet you too. Lemme know when you wanna have a play date.