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Hey, so.

Does anyone want to hang out and maybe build this cool lego replica of a medieval castle?

( That sound you hear? Definitely a box of legos he's shaking around. )

Or - I found a few different cleaning products that when mixed together can make some pretty awesome reactions? We can go mix them together, see what happens? Don't worry! I've got safety equipment and all that, promise.

Or we could do whatever. I'm easy.

( He just misses Ned and Aunt May ~~and Happy's voice mail~~ already, you know? )

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...your idea of fun is creating potentially harmful chemical reactions with cleaning agents. Right. Okay, that seems like a great idea.

[ look, he is using video so you get the full force of his unimpressed face. bad baby spider, bad.]

How about you stick to Lego. Or, you know, come help me in the lab, assuming you are some version of Peter Parker.

( Okay, so another Mr. Stark told him about the multiple universe thing, and that username and face are definitely another Mr. Stark.

The face he makes when the feed turns on is definitely one that's excited, even if he's trying hard not to smile or, you know, be weird. He's working on it, promise. )

Yeah. I mean, why not? I know what kind reactions they'll make, and I made sure not to pick anything that'll explode. ( A pause. Okay, he's kind of lying. ) Much.

( He perks up slightly at the mention of a lab, and he definitely can't hide that smile. )

Dude, that'd be awesome!! But yeah, I'm Peter Parker. Or well, one of them, I guess? You're another Mr. Stark, right? ( Another totally awesome, super smart Tony Stark. What more could he ask for?? )

...oh my god, why are they leaving you unattended?

[Sam is Very Concerned.]

You need an adult. And by an adult, I mean anyone who isn't named Tony Stark.

I have a social worker! She's real nice, I met her the other day. I see her a couple times a week, so I'm technically not alone. Technically?

( Except that he is, because no one is there to tell him not to do anything potentially dangerous. )

Is something wrong?

Edited 2017-08-05 19:33 (UTC)

Okay, leading with the lego is just bad PR, everyone's gonna think you're one of the not-cool nerds instead of the cool ones that are getting popular, you get me?

[Marco is grinning as he says it, in a way that makes it more of a gentle tease rather than totally mean.]

Next time, lead with explosions. Speaking of which, I'm here for explosions.

[Mixing. Chemicals. What. Tony is resisting the urge to put his head in his hands.]

Okay but can you just. Try your hardest not to blow yourself up? I'm pretty sure your aunt will find a way to reach through space and time to kill me.

[The username plus the voice is really throwing him off here.]

You should stick with the legos instead of the chemicals since you sound far too young to be playing with the latter.

Technically all the responsible adults left you alone to mix cleaning products in a bucket.

Although you do have safety equipment, so props for that, I guess.

[one very small point for you, peter.]

[ OHMYGOD YOU ARE A CHILD. WHAT THE HELL. PATERNAL INSTINCTS ENGAGED.]

Uh huh. And if you have failed to accommodate potential differentiations in this universes physics and molecular structure of cleaning supplies and the one you are used to? How about we leave the small explosions to Bucky and you stick to technology that doesn't involve potential mustard gas.

[ because clearly, that is what would happen. seriously. who left you unattended? however, he notices that perking up and it makes him hide a small grin. at least you are enthusiastic. ]

Mmm, I am a Tony Stark, and please call me Tony, and, well you're a bit younger than the Peter I am used to, but I see you are just as bright. Maybe. [ is he teasing or challenging? WHO KNOWS. ] Swing by the perimeter defence offices if you want, I have a lot of stuff here that you might be interested to look at, we can see how quick you learn too.

It's actually not a bucket. Mixing chemicals in plastic or metal can be really dangerous, you know? Like, they could melt or overheat. And considering any atmospheric differences between this place and back home, I didn't want to take any risks.

One of the nice older ladies at one of the stores gave me this glass basin, though. I figured that'd be pretty good. For the not exploding stuff.

( One point is still a point! )

But hey, while you're here, do you like legos?

( Peter doesn't find the teasing to be an issue at all. He's been through much worse back home with other people, that's for sure.

He grins back. )

Makes sense! I'll remember that. But yeah, if you want some explosions, I can help with that! At least, small ones.

( Bigger ones are still a bit much on the senses. )

You found legos here!?

*She sounds a bit more excited than she should, it's such a childish silly thing to get excited over.*

...Are you trying to make explosives out of cleaning supplies?

But do you know which stuff doesn't explode?

[On the other hand, he sounds better at lab safety than Tony Stark. Two points!]

I mean, I can't say I've really done much with legos in about...twenty-five years.

You have Legos?

And this is how the world ends. Not with a bang... but a teenager.

[ Everyone else is over the worrying part about the chemicals or the fun part of the legos. What if he just goes for the fun with the chemicals instead? ]

What do you have?

( Oh come on, Mr. Stark. It's not like anyone is going to get hurt! )

Yeah, I promise I won't! Most of it is pretty harmless. Think putting mentos in some soda!

( He tilts his head. )

Hey, Mr. Stark, I made a new formula for my synthetic webbing. You think you could take a look at it for me? I couldn't find one of the ingredients I needed in the chemistry class at the school here, so I had to improvise.

[ Don't mind Loki stalking as many conversations as he can.

Mildly, ] You missing any ingredients, there?

( A username like Doom sounds promising. ~~Only it doesn't.~~ )

I'm not that young. I've been playing with chemicals for a while, actually. It's not too dangerous as long as you what you're mixing. And I have a perfect grade in AP Chemistry. I think I'm okay.

( What is with you people? )

[Okay, well. He said his piece.

Tony lets out a breath and eyes the screen consideringly.]

I can take a look, sure. [There's the slightest pause.] How's the suit?

That sounds like fun. I didn't know that there were lego's here.

[She could use some friends and legos sound like fun.]

( Tony Stark has those? )

Okay, that's fair. I'm still experimenting with a few things, though!

( His social worker. Blame her. )

Right, Mr. Tony. Sorry. Old habits and all that. ( He listens, though, curious about the differences between himself and the Peter Parker this Tony knows.

His expression brightens further at his words, and he does see it as a challenge. A way to prove himself to both this Tony and his own. )

Yeah, okay. Is now good? Or maybe a little later?

I don't think its the best idea to start mixing chemicals around... are you a scientist? [Even though he sounds similar in age to Thom so it was hard for him to imagine the other guy as a scientist.] Lego sounds safe though!

[oh my god it's his name. you people are so judgmental.]

You sound twelve and have you accounted for the universal differences in the chemicals or even the possibility of residuals in the air from the recent acid rain before deciding to mix things together?

[He pauses for a brief moment before continuing.]

Grades mean nothing beyond you were able to do what the teacher wanted from you, which doesn't mean much in the actual world.

Explosions are cool, my man. What are Legos, though?

[ Looks like someone else is jumping on the Lego train. ]

Scale of one to ten, with one being, like, a shack, and ten being something from a metal album cover—

How cool of a medieval castle are we talking?

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