voice | un: parker

[starkwebs]

Hey, so.

Does anyone want to hang out and maybe build this cool lego replica of a medieval castle?

( That sound you hear? Definitely a box of legos he's shaking around. )

Or - I found a few different cleaning products that when mixed together can make some pretty awesome reactions? We can go mix them together, see what happens? Don't worry! I've got safety equipment and all that, promise.

Or we could do whatever. I'm easy.

( He just misses Ned and Aunt May and Happy's voice mail already, you know? )

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video; un: stark.naked

[amelioraate]

[ SQUINTING AT UR USERNAME BECAUSE-- W A T .]

...your idea of fun is creating potentially harmful chemical reactions with cleaning agents. Right. Okay, that seems like a great idea.

[ look, he is using video so you get the full force of his unimpressed face. bad baby spider, bad.]

How about you stick to Lego. Or, you know, come help me in the lab, assuming you are some version of Peter Parker.

[ perma-video!! ]

[starkwebs]

( Okay, so another Mr. Stark told him about the multiple universe thing, and that username and face are definitely another Mr. Stark.

The face he makes when the feed turns on is definitely one that's excited, even if he's trying hard not to smile or, you know, be weird. He's working on it, promise. )

Yeah. I mean, why not? I know what kind reactions they'll make, and I made sure not to pick anything that'll explode. ( A pause. Okay, he's kind of lying. ) Much.

( He perks up slightly at the mention of a lab, and he definitely can't hide that smile. )

Dude, that'd be awesome!! But yeah, I'm Peter Parker. Or well, one of them, I guess? You're another Mr. Stark, right? ( Another totally awesome, super smart Tony Stark. What more could he ask for?? )

[amelioraate]

[ OHMYGOD YOU ARE A CHILD. WHAT THE HELL. PATERNAL INSTINCTS ENGAGED.]

Uh huh. And if you have failed to accommodate potential differentiations in this universes physics and molecular structure of cleaning supplies and the one you are used to? How about we leave the small explosions to Bucky and you stick to technology that doesn't involve potential mustard gas.

[ because clearly, that is what would happen. seriously. who left you unattended? however, he notices that perking up and it makes him hide a small grin. at least you are enthusiastic. ]

Mmm, I am a Tony Stark, and please call me Tony, and, well you're a bit younger than the Peter I am used to, but I see you are just as bright. Maybe. [ is he teasing or challenging? WHO KNOWS. ] Swing by the perimeter defence offices if you want, I have a lot of stuff here that you might be interested to look at, we can see how quick you learn too.

[starkwebs]

( Tony Stark has those? )

Okay, that's fair. I'm still experimenting with a few things, though!

( His social worker. Blame her. )

Right, Mr. Tony. Sorry. Old habits and all that. ( He listens, though, curious about the differences between himself and the Peter Parker this Tony knows.

His expression brightens further at his words, and he does see it as a challenge. A way to prove himself to both this Tony and his own. )

Yeah, okay. Is now good? Or maybe a little later?

[amelioraate]

[ EXCUSE U SPIDER CHILD he has housed you and yours before, wow. does he have those? what does the Tony Stark of your universe even do because he needs to have words with him.]

Uh huh, controlled experiments with an understanding of this universe and its physics, right?

[ the look on his face makes it clear he doesn't believe you at all. he knows you. well. a version of you. whatever.

the Mr. Tony gets a raised brow. ]

I think I prefer you calling me just Tony. Please. Though I suppose it would be less weird if you called me mom than when the other Peter did what with you being actually a child and all.

[ did that actually happen? more than once, or maybe it was Steve that was mom, either way.]

And you can come by now if you want, I am here. Probably will be for a while with these upgrades I am doing.

[starkwebs]

​( Invite him to partake in fights between ​him and Captain America. And patrol his own city mostly unsupervised. But hey, small details. )

Maybe not a full understanding, but I have one. I've been taking notes and reading up on stuff. There aren't too many noticeable differences, but the acid rain thing a few days was a pretty gnarly step up from back home.

( Peter gives him a look, curious and a bit unsure what Tony means. )

Did another me call you "mom"? Do you want me to call you that?

( And that's definitely Peter suddenly missing from the feed, but no doubt Tony can hear him in the background scrambling to find his shoes. ) Yeah, okay! I'll be right over. ( That's half of his face in the feed. ) Do you want me to bring anything Mr-- I mean, Tony?

[amelioraate]

[ oh dear god, you are just-- Tony rubs his hands over his face and tries his damnest not to laugh, but it is kind of difficult when faced with-- well, Peter.]

Uh huh, something like that. And no, no I don't, ever thank you. That was... well just no. [ too many memories there, too much to dig up that Tony would like kept at rest. ]

Just bring your wits, spider child. And your suit, if you have one, I want to see if it's up to snuff.

[starkwebs]

( Peter laughs at the response. He probably shouldn't, but he does - especially when he tries to imagine another version of himself calling any version of Mr. Stark "mom". )

Yeah, okay. I brought it with me! I think Mr. Stark did a really good job on it. And you can meet Karen.