voice | un: parker

[starkwebs]

Hey, so.

Does anyone want to hang out and maybe build this cool lego replica of a medieval castle?

( That sound you hear? Definitely a box of legos he's shaking around. )

Or - I found a few different cleaning products that when mixed together can make some pretty awesome reactions? We can go mix them together, see what happens? Don't worry! I've got safety equipment and all that, promise.

Or we could do whatever. I'm easy.

( He just misses Ned and Aunt May and Happy's voice mail already, you know? )

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[wingedman]

Hey, I'm still younger than Tony. The one from our universe, anyway.

[Who's the oldest, he's pretty sure. And he's only five years younger than Tony.

...you know what, he's just going to hang out with his 99-year-old best friend who doesn't even know what a lego is now.]

Do you live with your aunt back home?

[starkwebs]

​You're younger than Captain America, too!

( Everyone is younger than Captain America. But he's really just trying to make Sam feel better while also not directly calling Mr. Stark old. )

Hey so, speaking of Mr. Stark. How many of them are there here? I've met two already. Are there more?

( He pauses briefly at the mention of his aunt. It reminds him why he'd bothered with the network at all. He misses her, feels pretty lonely even with all these people around. )

Yeah, it's just me and my Aunt May. She's real nice, I think you'd like her if she ever showed up here.​

[wingedman]

...Peter, everyone's younger than Steve. And you can tell him I said that, too, if it ever comes up.

[Sam is clearly a great best friend.]

Three. Ours, the one from the same universe that most of the others are from, and one from some weird universe where Steve's president. The last one is the one you haven't met yet.

[And while he likes that Tony well enough, he's definitely less kid-friendly than the others. Especially if he gets to talking about his universe.]

I'm sure your aunt is awesome, and I'd love to meet her if she ever comes. [...and probably hit on her, but Sam doesn't know that she's a hot aunt.]

[starkwebs]

I guess that's true.

( Hey, whatever works for those two! He still laughs, though. )

Wait, there's a universe where Cap is the president?

( But he is thinking about what the other Tony and what they might be like. Maybe he can contact them on his own, see what they're like...

Yeah, he might do that. )

Even if she doesn't make it here, and we go back home, I can introduce you two! Mr. Stark seems to like her well enough. ( His aunt is awesome. )

[wingedman]

Yeah, apparently he won by write-in. It's an...interesting universe, from what I've heard from Tony.

[He's not going to mention the bit where the Hulk apparently eats people. No one needs to hear about that.

But, hey, go poke the other Tony. Nothing traumatic could possibly come of that. At all.]

Once I'm allowed back in the country, anyway. But, yeah, I'll swing by when I go visit my parents in the city.

[starkwebs]

I wonder what it's like to have Cap as a president. Do you think he likes being one?

( He's thinking about it now. He wants to ask all kinds of questions to get an idea of what that world must be like. The Captain he knows is a nice guy, even when he's beating him up, and he can't imagine what he'll be like as a president. )

Do you see them a lot? Your parents, I mean.

[wingedman]

I don't think the Steve from our world would like it much, but maybe it suits that one better.

[Sam laughs a little sadly at the question.]

Not since I became an international fugitive. Makes that sort of thing hard, you know?