TEXT; xxreaperxx

[doxxing]

Well, well, well. It's been awhile, friends.

Since it looks like we're getting into most fun times of the year, I figured now was as good of a time as any to offer everyone to play a game with me. I promise it won't be exceptionally difficult.

Let me introduce you to Sombra's Achievement Game.

So here's basically how it works. I have in this post a list of possible achievements with pre-determined points associated with each achievement. All you have to do is earn those achievements and accumulate as many Sombra Points as you can. The game begins today and ends on December 1st. Whoever has the most points at the end of the game wins a very special prize from yours truly. I'll of course keep you all updated on your current standings and check in here and there.

Now, here are some rules to play by and the list of achievements you can earn.


💀 All achievements in question must have happened here and not in your home world. With that in mind, if you think you deserve the achievement, I need proof. That's right, these aren't freebies. I need your receipts.

💀 If you wish to provide proof via privately, this is acceptable. Consider it a private little game. Nobody else needs to pry into your life, right?

💀 You may provide your proof in either this post, my personal inbox, or in follow up posts tallying Sombra Points.

💀 The prize is a secret. You won't know what it is until it's earned. If you're the winner, you can reveal it to everyone else at that time.

💀 If you have any follow up questions, please place them here or in my inbox. I'll be happy to clarify for you!

Now then. Time for the achievement list, right?

💀 Acquaintance - Hold a brief conversation with Sombra. Preferably for more than five turns. - 5 SP
💀 Pity Party - Secret unlockable. How do you earn this one? Who knows! - 1 SP
💀 Chatty Cathy - Hold a full conversation with Sombra for ten turns or more. - 10 SP
💀 What a Twist - Express your theory on why we're actually here. Are we dead all along? Will it all end in a church before we know it? What if we're all living this through our dreams? Who knows! - 10 SP
💀 Friends in the End - Make a friend with someone you would never have expected in your wildest imagination. - 15 SP
💀 Paramour - Did you develop a romantic relationship here? You deserve this achievement for sure. One night stands don't count. - 20 SP
💀 Vendetta - Did you make yourself a rival or personal enemy here? I'd love to know. - 25 SP
💀 Only Human - Easily earned if you're just human in the end. - 10 SP
💀 That's Bananas & Peanut Butter - Earn this if you aren't human. - 20 SP
💀 Cut Me Deep - Have you hurt someone here? Physical injuries only. Harsh words don't cut it. - 15 SP
💀 In My Head - Your memories were shared with someone, or someone shared their memories with you. And I don't mean by conversation. - 15 SP
💀 All Body Types - Your body was changed in some way against your will. Did you temporarily become older? Or younger? - 15 SP
💀 Career Day - Doing something here that you wouldn't normally do for a job? State your previous job and your current one here. Show the receipts if you have them. - 10 SP
💀 I'm Not Really Feeling It - Had your emotions tampered with against your will in some way. - 15 SP
💀 Tuesday's Finest - Dress up for Halloween. - 20 SP
💀 Sugar For a Skull - Share your Halloween goods with Sombra. - 50 SP

Comments

TEXT » un: 2cool

[glitterpants]

I see.... a very interesting game you have.
A challenge? A task? Something beyond my wildest dreams? Who knows... but i can accept. There is a lot of vigor in my soul! And if i believe in myself.. ah.. maybe i can win, oui???

I am human! I am the most human.. the best human! Back home, i was given the task of being the second eldest in my family.. i did not work, but then... i went to space! And i had gotten a job in space, but we were very busy.. protecting others from aliens and going to other planets! There was no time to work, we had to stick togther.

And then.. i realized i was here... when it got really bad..
I believe i was brought here to be kept safe.. that is my theory. I believe.. by a miracle.. somebody cares about me! A heavenly being, or something divine, it is keeping me safe.. because the strange world i was in before was very dangerous.

Romance? Heh, of course. They are all unrequited, though.
I must make them shy, but soon i will unlock the passion within their hearts, and they will fall in love with me also!
_{[ oh my god shut up. ]}

@d.va

[bunnyhopped]

trying to get people to play a game to make friends with you?

[ still though, a game is a game and hana wants to win?? ]

TEXT; xxreaperxx

[doxxing]

That's me.
How about you? Are you game?

Looks like you already started, actually.

[doxxing]

[Sombra's not really expecting much, but Dodger sure seems interested in being on top of this game and getting what he wants. The real question is, how far is he willing to go? How much is Sombra really willing to share what she has?

Which is, quite frankly, quite a bit.

She isn't dressed too differently than her usual. Never know when to be prepared, after all.

Politely enough, she knocks on the door. Amazingly, she's showing manners here!]

You home, Dodger?

[bunnyhopped]

i guess

[ let her play please she just wants points. whatever the hell they do. ]

who's winning so far?

[smokedout]

What, you think I'd lead you to my own house and leave you here alone? [He calls through the door.] It's unlocked, just come in.

[It had to be - Sombra will notice as she comes in that the door is rigged up to something that looks suspiciously like a venom mine, filled with glowing yellow liquid. Unlocking it is the only way to disarm the trap. The other thing she'll notice is that the room is starting to smell like cooked meat.]

Hope the neighbors didn't give you too much trouble. Junkies make the place feel a little more like home.

TEXT; xxreaperxx

[doxxing]

[oh my god]

All right, buddy, I don't think I can give you that last one. One-sided crushes don't really account to dating, do they?





But I guess I can also give you this one.

TEXT; xxreaperxx

[doxxing]

Your link works perfectly.




I look forward to your photo. Make sure to submit it when you dress up so I can give you points then.

[doxxing]

Sounds rough, buddy.

TEXT; xxreaperxx

[doxxing]

About as long as you take your turn for a conversation. So that's one turn right now on your side.

[glitterpants]

_{[ he wants to cry I don't think he really understands the last one you gave him but he got points so that's all that matters. ]}
I knew i would be excellent at this game! My job now.. it was handed handsomely to me.. I am an actor, ah. I am basically famous.
_{[ he's that extra character that dies in every episode but-- ]}

I will also be dressing up for halloween... something very sexy.. but it is a secret, i cannot tell.
_{[ it's a werewolf.. just like his brother. ]}
Perhaps you would be interested in getting a picture with moi instead of me sending you pictures.

[doxxing]

Rin, the handsome drow fellow that commented first. He's in a pretty strong lead. I'm sure you could catch up though, D.Va.

im freakin dying lmao

[doxxing]

You know what?

Sure. When Halloween hits, you and me. Let's take selfies. I wanna see what you're putting on for the day. You'll get points when the day rolls around.

[doxxing]

I wouldn't put it past some people, let me just put it that way.

[A very curious rig. She supposes if the door had been locked, she could disarm it, but then there are more fun ways to end up in someone's home.]

Whatever does it for you. [At least the meat smells pretty good. She lets herself in, and definitely makes herself cozy by flopping on the couch.]

So what's up with you and Genji-kun, anyway?

[bunnyhopped]

oh that's the guy that thinks genji has a nice ass

[ she doesn't even respond to the second thing, though; she knows she can catch up. ]

do you get 15 points for every time you got the memory thing?

it only gets worse from here

[glitterpants]

_{[ He expects her to say no, because getting a picture with a girl is like a huge pedestal in his life that he has never achieved, so he sends a message a little bit too quick before reading her answer. ]}

There is no need to be coy, i'm sure you will look even prettier than me in the picture!

[glitterpants]

Ah wait a moment... you sent a strange message just now.
You will?

[relieable]

[sah-weet, he's in the game!]

sure im gonna wear it to the halloween party
the one thats at a club i think
idk someone was telling me about it
you like halloween?

[doxxing]

Well, he's not really wrong.

Sorry, you only get one, even though I'd be tempted.

[smokedout]

[He raises a brow at the way she refers to Genji - he'd gotten used to Eichi using honorifics, but it's weird coming from someone who isn't Japanese. Then again... she isn't exactly subtle about pushing her limits whenever possible.]

We had a personal dispute. I'm interested in coming out on top. [He opens the tin foil to peek into it, and makes an unsure grunt before closing it back up and continuing to heat it.] Reaper didn't want to give me information about him, so I figured you were a better bet. You and I work in the same currency.

[doxxing]

Don't worry, I will.

Sure, unless you're gonna make me change my mind.

[doxxing]

I'll keep an eye out for you.

You could say that I'm a big fan, yeah.

[glitterpants]

_{[ SWEATS PROFUSELY.... DON'T FUCK UP, KARA. YOU MIGHT EVEN GET... A PAT ON THE BACK. ]}
I'd never do such a thing to you! Oh.. i can tell you.. all about what happened on the Eluvio.. i learned so much there, i think my biggest lesson was.. to not trust anyone.
Ah.. and let's see ... my body was not altered there, but soon after i arrived here, i became a ten years old. It was very strange, because one of my brothers also arrived here.. but we are all the same age! So it was very confusing.. i could not tell you why this happened to me.

There is.. video evidence of me as a child! I am the cutest, non?

[doxxing]

[Sometimes, she did wonder how much affection Reaper held for his old team. Not that she could really blame him, and even if it was true she wouldn't even hold it against him. Despite how she behaves, she does really consider Reaper a friend.

Sombra looks at her gloves idly.]

I dunno. I kinda wanna hear more about this dispute of yours.

[smokedout]

It's none of your business.

[He replies smoothly, deciding he's satisfied with the tin foil and setting it on the counter. He takes a step toward her, and in the same motion disappears in a flash of sparks to instead appear directly in front of her, leaning intimately close.]

If you want details, you're going to have to offer me some incentive.

[But seeing as he's already decided he likes Sombra, it shouldn't be hard.]