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[There is a mildly anxious child on the feed, sitting on the edge of the community building roof as she munches down on some potato chips; this child's diet is 1000% on point. But more importantly, she flashes the video feed several stories below toward some of the trees. The little accent is full of confusion:]

They are dying. What are they sick with?

Shouldn't someone do something to save them? ¿Dónde está el jardinero?

[Seriously, nobody seems concerned about the leaves all falling off. Or them turning odd colors.]

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You're right, I should've gone with my first instinct and called you a "dick".

[ When did this become a competition? ]

[ since right now. ]

Classy.

Because you're always so classy yourself, right?

[ well, to quote him— ]

Pot meet kettle, asshole.

Language, Jones.

[ You're no better than him, gurl. Don't even. ]

Fuck off, Strange.

Now you're not even trying.

Do I ever?

[ answer is no, stephen. she gives no shits. ]

Sometimes you do. Otherwise, I can't imagine you would've gotten enough work to sustain your insatiable craving for whiskey and ramen.

It's rude to call people dicks.

Well, when you stop chewing while talking, I'll stop calling people dicks.

Language, dipshit.

[ she's just a kid. gosh. ]

Yes, dipshit.

[-- she parrots.

NOD, NOD.

YOU'RE BOTH DOING AWFUL]

Uh, shit. [ still not helping, jones. ] Look, don't say that, okay?

It's okay, my father didn't mind.

[... The comment brings a little smile to her face. It's nice to remember him fondly, sometimes. He thinks he'd secretly be humored by all this.]

... You're both bad at this.

[ a sharp scoff. ]

Yeah well, I'm bad at everything.

You're not bad at cursing.

[ :||||| ]

She's copying what you say, too, you know. So, take your own advice.

[ >((((( ]

You first. Shut up.

[ He makes a face, ]

Why don't you make me.

[ These are the most mature adults here. ]

Pass. You're not worth the effort.

Says the person that took it upon herself to butt-into a conversation I was having with someone else. Okay, sure.

[ Jess, u a bad liar. ]

[ a dry snort. ]

Won't make that mistake again.

[ and just because she can, jess shuts off the feed. SO THERE. ]

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potentialed - 2017-11-07 04:49 (UTC) - Expand

[ It's like watching a tennis match in this post. ]

It is so rude, but Stephen sucks at trying to be nice. You have to show some patience with him, he's only a brain surgeon.

A brain surgeon with only half a brain.

[gasps loudly from the audience]

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