livingsymbol: ([S] Plotting devious things.)
Steven Rogers || Captain America (616) ([personal profile] livingsymbol) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-11-07 11:19 am

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How do you go about picking gifts?

[ He's just going to dive right in. No real introduction, but Steve figures that most people won't care too much about who is asking this or why. ]

I'm sure a lot of you are better at this than I am, so I guess I need some advice. How do you find a good gift for someone that already has far more than you've seen for half your lifetime? Not that I'm aiming to impress anyone, but it'd be nice to pull it off.

[ He grins a little. Okay, so maybe he's trying. Just a little. But Steve is rarely the one that surprises anyone else. He just wants a chance at doing something cool for a change. Of course, he's realistic and knows this is unlikely, but he can try. ]

I'm in a little over my head on this one. Everyone else always has the flashy stuff covered.
ragnarsson: (I was joking)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-11-15 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Good. Find me one and I will show you how to create something that your paramour will love.

[Then his smirk turns impish.]

I suggest telling them you wish to see them wearing it and nothing else when you give it to them.

[Alright, now he's just being a little troll. Someone stop him.]
ragnarsson: (Laugh)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-11-19 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yup, that worked exactly like Ivar thought it was going to. He can't help the laughter that bubbles up.]

Well, generally a gift of this nature doesn't suggest you only want to hold hands.

[Really, Steve, having the sensibilities of an old maid is not doing you any favors. Become more free-spirited like the Viking!]
ragnarsson: ([12.4] Pleased with himself)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-11-20 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I'm half-convinced right now you might be a virgin.

[Not really, but he's pulling out all the stops when it comes to teasing Steve. He momentarily sobers up when he asks about the gift. He knows very well the anxiety that comes from trying to impress a crush.]

There's only one way to find out, right? Besides, it's not entirely the jewelry that shall impress him. It's the hands that will be making it.
ragnarsson: ([10.10] Happy)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-11-29 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Please, kids can learn all they need to know just from watching a farmyard full of animals for a few hours.

[Was it any wonder Vikings had such a cavalier attitude towards sex when they were exposed to the wonders of nature from such an early age?]

You'll do fine. The good thing about metal is that if it turns out horrible, you just melt it back down, and start again. Much better than working with something like wood.
ragnarsson: (Smart mouth)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-12-02 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Ivar just shakes his head, muttering under his breath something about 'the old woman on the other end of the screen.']

Sounds like we have a plan. Let me know when you're ready. We can work out the prices later.
ragnarsson: ([11.16] Challenge accepted)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-12-03 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. This shall be a learning experience for you.

[And an opportunity for Ivar to continue to troll Steve about the object of his affection. He doesn't even know who it is yet. Once he finds out it's Loki, oh, there's going to be so much more ammunition for him to use.]