talentedscavenger: (Cover)
Rey ([personal profile] talentedscavenger) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-12-05 12:02 pm

text: un scavenger.rey

If anyone has been contacted by Poe Dameron about being turned into a bird...

He is fine. He is well. For the time being. [deleted]

I'm taking care of it...

And I truly do apologize for his...excitement, for lack of a better term.

If anyone is upset, just contact me directly.


Thank you.
spellslots: DNT (someone else's fault)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-12-06 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Now, dear, let's not make things unfair for the angry mob. They do need some way to defend themselves
imperceptus: you're gonna get bruised (if you wanna break these walls down)

[personal profile] imperceptus 2017-12-06 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
I was not raised to give my enemies even the slightest advantage, Taako. No garden tools for these people.
spellslots: DNT (you say that I'm kinda difficult)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-12-06 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
It just wouldn't feel right murdering them all in cold blood

[This escalated quickly]
imperceptus: your silver thread brings deliverance (i'm hung to your spider dance)

[personal profile] imperceptus 2017-12-06 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
One does what one must, darling.
spellslots: DNT (someone else's fault)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-12-06 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
I guess you're right, I'll have to make sure to wear black, getting that much blood out of anything else would be a nightmare
imperceptus: i go hunting for someone like you (i tell you i've got my secrets too)

[personal profile] imperceptus 2017-12-06 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Where do you think we drow get our fashion sense?
spellslots: (until you are dead)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-12-06 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
It's not the spider thing? I thought it was the spider thing, for sure?
imperceptus: to a place that we don't know (i'm thinking we should ride)

[personal profile] imperceptus 2017-12-06 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
It's partly the spider thing.

But it's also a blood thing.


[ just, like, so much blood ]

Even our dining rooms have drains built into them.
spellslots: dnt (move im gay)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-12-06 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Now even Taako can't tell if he's joking, but he'll play along either way]

Oh, that's a great idea if we want to bring anyone home before we murder them
imperceptus: look so good i might die (feels just like i don't try)

[personal profile] imperceptus 2017-12-06 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ WHO CAN SAY ]

Right? And the installation isn't even expensive.
spellslots: (on my quest to find really good)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-12-06 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
I imagine it's useful if you want to start collecting it, too, I've heard there's something to be said for bathing in the blood of your enemies

[why are they like this]
imperceptus: saw you and my heart just hit the floor (feels like we met somewhere before)

[personal profile] imperceptus 2017-12-06 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
It always did wonders for my mother's skin!
spellslots: (I wanna stay inside all day)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-12-06 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Now he really doesn't know!!!]

Well, if your mother was a fan, it must be good

Is it too soon to talk about fucking in blood baths after we've both just mentioned your mother?
imperceptus: if you've served her well (go ask your goddess)

[personal profile] imperceptus 2017-12-06 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Maaaybe a little bit.
spellslots: DNT (buy a big diamond ring for me)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-12-06 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't want people to think we're uncouth
imperceptus: and live to tell the truth (so what if i survive)

[personal profile] imperceptus 2017-12-06 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Gods forbid.
spellslots: dnt (I wanna be a bottle blonde)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-12-06 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
We're a very classy murder couple

[Well, Rin is classy]