[ audio / image ] un: wingingit

[volitaunt]

[ It starts with a blank screen and cheerful booping that anyone who has met BB-8 will recognize, with muffled conversation in the background.

BB-8 is working on something. The screen flickers from blackness to brief color, goes dark again, then abruptly displays the following image: ]



[ Yes, it is Poe Dameron, standing nobly above a motif of X-wings, over the word "RESISTANCE" and below the words "WATCHING OVER THE SKIES AND STARS."

The background conversation stops. Poe's voice comes through clearly: ] Bee, what are you--BB-8, take that down right now.

[ Annnnnd the image vanishes. ]

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[volitaunt]

[ He scratches his forehead. He has made this even more complicated to explain somehow good job Poe. ]

All right, what if one of your friends made a poster of you staring dramatically off into the distance with an even more dramatic slogan and posted it somewhere all of your friends could see it. In fact they posted it everywhere. Everywhere.

[fiercestwarrior]

You are embarrassed?

[ She's only making a guess here because dramatic posing is kind of the Asgardian default, they don't even know they're doing it, it just happens. ]

[volitaunt]

...Yes.

[fiercestwarrior]

Do not be. It merely provides those who played the joke on you with their desired result.

[volitaunt]

[ He opens his mouth.

Then closes his mouth. ]

...You have a point.

[fiercestwarrior]

Indeed I do. Besides, it is not even an unflattering picture.