[ audio / image ] un: wingingit

[volitaunt]

[ It starts with a blank screen and cheerful booping that anyone who has met BB-8 will recognize, with muffled conversation in the background.

BB-8 is working on something. The screen flickers from blackness to brief color, goes dark again, then abruptly displays the following image: ]



[ Yes, it is Poe Dameron, standing nobly above a motif of X-wings, over the word "RESISTANCE" and below the words "WATCHING OVER THE SKIES AND STARS."

The background conversation stops. Poe's voice comes through clearly: ] Bee, what are you--BB-8, take that down right now.

[ Annnnnd the image vanishes. ]

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text; @fromTV

[spellslots]

[first, a gif:]



[and then, a text:]

Tell BB-8 I love him

[volitaunt]

i hate you

[spellslots]

What did I do?

[volitaunt]

[ You saw his shame. ]

okay, i hate the poster. i hate yolo ziff. i am going to reach through the portal and strangle him from another universe.

[ Yes, it was in fact made by someone named Yolo. ]

[spellslots]

[He took a screencap too]

I'm gonna send him a gift basket first

It's a nice poster, you look very handsome, very dedicated to the cause. I'm sure it sparked quite a number of sign ups

[volitaunt]

[ THE WORST PART IS THAT TAAKO IS RIGHT. IT FECKIN DID. ]

kill me

turn me into a bird forever

video;

[paged]

Where can I get one of those?

video;

[volitaunt]

I'm destroying all of them.

[ Yes, there is more than one. ]

[paged]

[ Her expression is undeniable mixture of disappointed and amused, trying very hard not to laugh, ]

What? No! I want one for my apartment.

[ Louder, trying to look over his shoulder. ]

BB-8! I'll give you something for one, okay?

[ She's not sure what but she'll think of something. ]

[spellslots]

I'm not quite powerful enough for that, but I could ask Lup

[volitaunt]

[ BB-8 makes an agreeable noise and rolls by a corner of the video screen. Cue Poe disappearing from the screen and proceeding to argue with his droid. ]

Bee, give that back. BB-8! No--give it. Give it!

[paged]

[ Karen spends a few moments laughing before she can finally manage to say: ]

Oh, come on, you look great on it! You actually make orange look good as a uniform. That's not easy to do.

[volitaunt]

that thing got me stunned mid-mission at a smuggler's outpost.

[ Okay, that also happened that other time before the poster, but that's beside the point. ]

[volitaunt]

[ Away BB-8 rolls in the background, burbling victoriously, which leaves Poe to reappear in the screen glaring back and his little droid. ]

I'm getting that back. They gave me seven of them. Seven of them. Of all the things to come through the portal, why did it have to be this?

[spellslots]

You know what, I'll pay that, totally fair reason to be annoyed. There are downsides to fame

what if i just use this icon forever

[volitaunt]

[ ...But. Fair is fair, though. Poe can't put all of that on Yolo. ]

it might also have been the 500,000 credit bounty on my head.

seems reasonable

[spellslots]

Holy shit, my dude, that's a hell of a bounty, I'm impressed

[volitaunt]

pretty sure i've doubled it at this point.

i mean, we blew up their big bad base. if that doesn't get me a little extra wanted, what does a guy have to do?

[ He might be bragging now. He's definitely bragging. ]

[spellslots]

I mean, I've found that murder usually does it, when you're trying to get on a wanted poster

[ha ha this is a funny joke and not at all a deep seated trauma]

» video, un: stormborn

[ex_jelmazmo599]

Did your little friend paint that? He made you look dashing.

( This is entirely amusing. )

audio;

[bythehand]

[ It's safe to say Finn has a good laugh before he replies to this one. HE CAN'T HELP IT, JUST LOOK AT THIS INSPIRATIONAL SETUP. Laughter goes over better when he isn't expecting to do it.

He pulls it together. He sounds like he's wearing the biggest shit-eating grin even though he knows full well that Poe is like the ideal Resistance representative candidate for this kind of thing tbh. ]

Look at that. It's the inflammatory rebel propaganda they always warned me about.

video; @crimson.duelist

[verflair]

[ Sorry Poe, he finds that really funny so he's going to have a good laugh for a moment. ]

So dashing! Do you do autographs?

video; @b.potts

[tutee]

This is brilliant!

[ Even funnier than learning he'd turned into a bird. ]

Is that your ship?

text; scrapper142

[trashvalkyrie]

i dont know you but i kind of love you already

that was so incredibly douchey

Re: text; scrapper142

[volitaunt]

IT WAS NOT MY IDEA.