[ audio / image ] un: wingingit

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[ It starts with a blank screen and cheerful booping that anyone who has met BB-8 will recognize, with muffled conversation in the background.

BB-8 is working on something. The screen flickers from blackness to brief color, goes dark again, then abruptly displays the following image: ]



[ Yes, it is Poe Dameron, standing nobly above a motif of X-wings, over the word "RESISTANCE" and below the words "WATCHING OVER THE SKIES AND STARS."

The background conversation stops. Poe's voice comes through clearly: ] Bee, what are you--BB-8, take that down right now.

[ Annnnnd the image vanishes. ]

Comments

text; @fromTV

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[first, a gif:]



[and then, a text:]

Tell BB-8 I love him

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i hate you

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What did I do?

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[ You saw his shame. ]

okay, i hate the poster. i hate yolo ziff. i am going to reach through the portal and strangle him from another universe.

[ Yes, it was in fact made by someone named Yolo. ]

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[He took a screencap too]

I'm gonna send him a gift basket first

It's a nice poster, you look very handsome, very dedicated to the cause. I'm sure it sparked quite a number of sign ups

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[ THE WORST PART IS THAT TAAKO IS RIGHT. IT FECKIN DID. ]

kill me

turn me into a bird forever

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I'm not quite powerful enough for that, but I could ask Lup

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that thing got me stunned mid-mission at a smuggler's outpost.

[ Okay, that also happened that other time before the poster, but that's beside the point. ]

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You know what, I'll pay that, totally fair reason to be annoyed. There are downsides to fame

what if i just use this icon forever

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[ ...But. Fair is fair, though. Poe can't put all of that on Yolo. ]

it might also have been the 500,000 credit bounty on my head.

seems reasonable

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Holy shit, my dude, that's a hell of a bounty, I'm impressed

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pretty sure i've doubled it at this point.

i mean, we blew up their big bad base. if that doesn't get me a little extra wanted, what does a guy have to do?

[ He might be bragging now. He's definitely bragging. ]

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I mean, I've found that murder usually does it, when you're trying to get on a wanted poster

[ha ha this is a funny joke and not at all a deep seated trauma]

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[ lmao deep seated trauma what's that ]

...yeah i suppose it would.

[ Not sure if joking??? ]

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🤷🤷 I'd compare our prices but I dunno how credits translate to gold, we're kinda old fashioned back home

it still text

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we should start a club.

lmao

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We'll get jackets

But not in orange, you kinda make it work but that color does not suit me

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you'd have to design the jackets. or find the jackets. you actually know what looks good.

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Thank you for acknowledging my one true talent, finding shit that looks awesome

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also cooking stuff.

if it's brown and it fits i'll take it, pretty much. you don't want me on jacket detail.

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And magic stuff! Turns out I have a whole bunch of talens

I mean, brown and fits isn't the worst start

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it's also about where i end though.

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Poe, darling, if you want me to take you shopping again all you have to do is ask

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hey, i've got enough clothes to keep me from going naked if i don't do laundry for a week. i'm good.

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But do you look good?
That's the real question.