[ audio / image ] un: wingingit

[volitaunt]

[ It starts with a blank screen and cheerful booping that anyone who has met BB-8 will recognize, with muffled conversation in the background.

BB-8 is working on something. The screen flickers from blackness to brief color, goes dark again, then abruptly displays the following image: ]



[ Yes, it is Poe Dameron, standing nobly above a motif of X-wings, over the word "RESISTANCE" and below the words "WATCHING OVER THE SKIES AND STARS."

The background conversation stops. Poe's voice comes through clearly: ] Bee, what are you--BB-8, take that down right now.

[ Annnnnd the image vanishes. ]

Comments

[spellslots]

You know what, I'll pay that, totally fair reason to be annoyed. There are downsides to fame

what if i just use this icon forever

[volitaunt]

[ ...But. Fair is fair, though. Poe can't put all of that on Yolo. ]

it might also have been the 500,000 credit bounty on my head.

seems reasonable

[spellslots]

Holy shit, my dude, that's a hell of a bounty, I'm impressed

[volitaunt]

pretty sure i've doubled it at this point.

i mean, we blew up their big bad base. if that doesn't get me a little extra wanted, what does a guy have to do?

[ He might be bragging now. He's definitely bragging. ]

[spellslots]

I mean, I've found that murder usually does it, when you're trying to get on a wanted poster

[ha ha this is a funny joke and not at all a deep seated trauma]

[volitaunt]

[ lmao deep seated trauma what's that ]

...yeah i suppose it would.

[ Not sure if joking??? ]

[spellslots]

🤷🤷 I'd compare our prices but I dunno how credits translate to gold, we're kinda old fashioned back home

it still text

[volitaunt]

we should start a club.

lmao

[spellslots]

We'll get jackets

But not in orange, you kinda make it work but that color does not suit me

[volitaunt]

you'd have to design the jackets. or find the jackets. you actually know what looks good.

[spellslots]

Thank you for acknowledging my one true talent, finding shit that looks awesome

[volitaunt]

also cooking stuff.

if it's brown and it fits i'll take it, pretty much. you don't want me on jacket detail.

[spellslots]

And magic stuff! Turns out I have a whole bunch of talens

I mean, brown and fits isn't the worst start

[volitaunt]

it's also about where i end though.

[spellslots]

Poe, darling, if you want me to take you shopping again all you have to do is ask

[volitaunt]

hey, i've got enough clothes to keep me from going naked if i don't do laundry for a week. i'm good.

[spellslots]

But do you look good?
That's the real question.

[volitaunt]

i look clothed?

[spellslots]

You're no fun, is what you are

[volitaunt]

Taako, bubbale, if you want to take me shopping again all you have to do is ask

[ He still has no idea what bubbale means but hey it's an endearment right?? ]

[spellslots]

Oh that's weird from anyone who isn't Lup

[Poe is literally the first person to turn it around on him in his entire long life.]

[volitaunt]

[ Achievement unlocked?? ]

i still need to meet her.

[spellslots]

I'm sure it'll happen at some point, she's always around