[ audio / image ] un: wingingit

[volitaunt]

[ It starts with a blank screen and cheerful booping that anyone who has met BB-8 will recognize, with muffled conversation in the background.

BB-8 is working on something. The screen flickers from blackness to brief color, goes dark again, then abruptly displays the following image: ]



[ Yes, it is Poe Dameron, standing nobly above a motif of X-wings, over the word "RESISTANCE" and below the words "WATCHING OVER THE SKIES AND STARS."

The background conversation stops. Poe's voice comes through clearly: ] Bee, what are you--BB-8, take that down right now.

[ Annnnnd the image vanishes. ]

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[volitaunt]

I'm destroying all of them.

[ Yes, there is more than one. ]

[paged]

[ Her expression is undeniable mixture of disappointed and amused, trying very hard not to laugh, ]

What? No! I want one for my apartment.

[ Louder, trying to look over his shoulder. ]

BB-8! I'll give you something for one, okay?

[ She's not sure what but she'll think of something. ]

[volitaunt]

[ BB-8 makes an agreeable noise and rolls by a corner of the video screen. Cue Poe disappearing from the screen and proceeding to argue with his droid. ]

Bee, give that back. BB-8! No--give it. Give it!

[paged]

[ Karen spends a few moments laughing before she can finally manage to say: ]

Oh, come on, you look great on it! You actually make orange look good as a uniform. That's not easy to do.

[volitaunt]

[ Away BB-8 rolls in the background, burbling victoriously, which leaves Poe to reappear in the screen glaring back and his little droid. ]

I'm getting that back. They gave me seven of them. Seven of them. Of all the things to come through the portal, why did it have to be this?

[paged]

[ Karen tries to hide her grin behind her hand and it doesn't work all that well. It's in her voice even if she could manage to hide it better. ]

Lucky number seven.

At least they got your face well done. It could be worse and look nothing like you. Or have you cross-eyed or something.

[ It could be a Lot worse, Poe. ]

[volitaunt]

[ Longingly: ]

It could look nothing like me.

[paged]

[ Okay, she has to laugh at that. Shaking her head, ]

You're acting like this is some embarrassing school photo. It's honestly not that bad.

[volitaunt]

[ He ruffles his hair self-consciously. ]

It wasn't that bad until it got out. Besides I'm--I'm not the Resistance. That's Leia. If anyone should be on that image, it's Leia.