[ audio / image ] un: wingingit

[volitaunt]

[ It starts with a blank screen and cheerful booping that anyone who has met BB-8 will recognize, with muffled conversation in the background.

BB-8 is working on something. The screen flickers from blackness to brief color, goes dark again, then abruptly displays the following image: ]



[ Yes, it is Poe Dameron, standing nobly above a motif of X-wings, over the word "RESISTANCE" and below the words "WATCHING OVER THE SKIES AND STARS."

The background conversation stops. Poe's voice comes through clearly: ] Bee, what are you--BB-8, take that down right now.

[ Annnnnd the image vanishes. ]

Comments

[volitaunt]

[ Before that whole near-murder-in-the-park thing Poe 100% would have gone with a Your Mom joke. ]

i'm afraid that's classified.

[ TAKE FROM THAT WHAT YOU WILL, KYLE. ]

[killthepast]

[ S C R E A M S

WHATEVER

RESISTANCE SCUM WILL BE WIPED OUT SOON ENOUGH

Anyway he doesn't bother responding! ]

[volitaunt]

[ After a period of silence: ]



[ BLAME TAAKO FOR THIS. ]

[killthepast]

[ ...........what ]

Who's Felicia?

[ NO, REN, DON'T RESPOND. ]

[volitaunt]

a dignitary from the planet dirt.

[ he has no clue. ]

[killthepast]

LIAR

[volitaunt]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[killthepast]

[ WHAT IS THAT????

HE FEELS LIKE HE SHOULD BE INSULTED, BUT HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT POE TYPED.

IS IT A CODE? AN INSULT IN A CODE THAT MUST BE DECIPHERED?

...

whatever he doesn't care! ]

[volitaunt]

[ WHATEVER YOU SAY KYLE. ]