video || un: scrapper142

[trashvalkyrie]

[This broadcast comes to you LIVE from outside a fancy lingerie shop, where Val and Sif are standing, both looking perplexed and a little...grumpy?

The shop employee wouldn’t let them film inside, so Val’s begrudgingly bought a few of the more offensive items on offer, purely for the purpose of figuring out what the fuck is wrong with people, y’all need Odin.

Nodding to Sif, she holds up a pair of lacy thong underwear. Her phone is propped up on a public mailbox so she can do this handsfree, waggling the offending garment in front of the camera.]

Right. What MAN decided this was a good idea? The whole point of underwear is to keep everything covered. This—this is a torture device.

And it gets worse. Sif? Show them the other thing.

[ Sif appears reluctant to even be touching the thing in her hand, but in the interest of getting some answers she is going to make the sacrifice. It’s another pair of panties, of course, this time with a zipper down the front. Said zipper gets opened, and Sif spreads the resulting hole out to really show it off to the camera.]

Is this supposed to be appealing? To anyone? These things barely exist to begin with, surely ease of access was never a problem big enough to warrant such a thing.

[Val nods emphatically.]

Fucking exactly. You guys had one job and you botched it. Not to mention— ‘push-up bras’? Why would I want to choke on my own tits? It’s completely unnecessary. If any of you have an explanation, please tell us. We want to have a good laugh about it.

[Sif simply nods at that, Val pretty much summed it all up right there.]

Comments

video. un: dirthara

[stumbledfromtheashes]

[Iona's just going to frown, because that isn't any sort of sensible at all.]

Why would anyone want to wear any of that? It's... really non-functional.

[Not suitable for battle or... anything, really. It might be pretty, but does pretty really outweigh functionality?]

video; scrapper142

[trashvalkyrie]

Ugh, I know! Like...I don't care if someone wants to, that's not my business, I just don't get why.

[stumbledfromtheashes]

I agree. Nothing wrong if someone does, but it's not sensible to wear under armour at all.

Although I suppose if someone has no need of armour, then something... less functional like that would be perfectly fine.

[trashvalkyrie]

It seems there are plenty here who're accustomed to living a more relaxed lifestyle.

[stumbledfromtheashes]

I can only hope to someday discover what that's like. At least for a little while.

[She suspects that won't be the case for her, though. Not with the Anchor branded to her hand. Even if (or when, given what Dorian has told her) Corypheus is dealt with, that will still remain. As will the Inquisition itself.

She cannot help the wry smile.]

Even then, I suspect that smallclothes such as that will not be in my future.

video. un: sif

[fiercestwarrior]

My understanding is that it is meant to be sexually appealing.

[stumbledfromtheashes]

You would think there would be a way to be sexually appealing and comfortable at the same time.

[fiercestwarrior]

I am no authority on the subject, but I feel confident that there are several all the same.

[stumbledfromtheashes]

I hope that's the case. For others' comfort at the very least. [She looks a little amused.] I'm certainly content to stick to more comfortable undergarments.

[fiercestwarrior]

Considering the wide variety one can find in all things here I am sure you will have no trouble finding them.