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[trashvalkyrie]

[This broadcast comes to you LIVE from outside a fancy lingerie shop, where Val and Sif are standing, both looking perplexed and a little...grumpy?

The shop employee wouldn’t let them film inside, so Val’s begrudgingly bought a few of the more offensive items on offer, purely for the purpose of figuring out what the fuck is wrong with people, y’all need Odin.

Nodding to Sif, she holds up a pair of lacy thong underwear. Her phone is propped up on a public mailbox so she can do this handsfree, waggling the offending garment in front of the camera.]

Right. What MAN decided this was a good idea? The whole point of underwear is to keep everything covered. This—this is a torture device.

And it gets worse. Sif? Show them the other thing.

[ Sif appears reluctant to even be touching the thing in her hand, but in the interest of getting some answers she is going to make the sacrifice. It’s another pair of panties, of course, this time with a zipper down the front. Said zipper gets opened, and Sif spreads the resulting hole out to really show it off to the camera.]

Is this supposed to be appealing? To anyone? These things barely exist to begin with, surely ease of access was never a problem big enough to warrant such a thing.

[Val nods emphatically.]

Fucking exactly. You guys had one job and you botched it. Not to mention— ‘push-up bras’? Why would I want to choke on my own tits? It’s completely unnecessary. If any of you have an explanation, please tell us. We want to have a good laugh about it.

[Sif simply nods at that, Val pretty much summed it all up right there.]

Comments

[glitterpants]

Heh, well.. considering your broadcast.. it seems like maybe you are 100% offended by this clothing! Or, perhaps, it is your denial to hide that maybe you're actually curious too..

Ah! If I had clothing like that in my grasps, I do think I would try them on myself.. just to satisfy my interest!
_{[ ????? gross?? ]}

[fiercestwarrior]

It is not that hard to find.

[ By all means do go and try on some thongs, it would mean not bothering her! ]

[glitterpants]

Ah? You're right.. clothing like this seems to be everywhere, doesn't it? I think.. they are very beautiful! But I could make my own if I wanted to, or anything else for that matter.. since I enjoy sewing!

It sounds like maybe you have specific tastes.. then.. what kind of clothing is it you like?
_{[ He's trying to small talk instead of just outright flirting this time, but.. we'll see how that goes. ]}

[fiercestwarrior]

[ Sif is... pretty bad at small talk. ]

Armour.

[glitterpants]

_{[ Armour.. okay. He hasn't ever made that before, but he supposes that everyone has their own tastes and can respect that (his own tastes are pretty outrageous.) ]}

I see... you're going for quite an ancient look. What kind of battle is it you are wearing your armour in? After all, we are all warriors in the battle of life.
_{[ stop. ]}

[fiercestwarrior]

There is nothing ancient about my armour.

[ Well, it's probably very old by human standards but that's another story. ]

And it is meant for real battle.

[ Not whatever philosophical nonsense he is talking about. ]

[glitterpants]

_{[ Oh.. oh she's serious. Well, Karamatsu really has 0 experience with this sort of thing, but now he can't help but he curious, eyebrows raising slightly: ]}

.. What sort of battle are you fighting?

[fiercestwarrior]

I defended my home against its enemies.

[ Aka she killed a lot of them. ]