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[absolutperfection]

[He could try to do this the anon route but didn't see the point.]

I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.

Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.

Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.

UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.

[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]

Comments

[absolutperfection]

He doesn’t have any allergies.
Can they look like peaches?
He’ll like that.
I think.

[He forgets to mention that he’s not taking about Alex anymore.]

[mysophobic]

Of course! That'll be really cute. Maybe we can even put pieces of peach in them, if you want?

[ They can be as creative as TJ wants. ]

[absolutperfection]

Would that taste alright?
When are you free?

[mysophobic]

It should be fine! We can maybe fill them with a peach jam or something similar and we can even make them look like peaches!

[ Shigeru will pause. ]

Usually after work and on the weekends I have time off. So whenever you want to cook them we can!

[absolutperfection]

I’d like that.
Wanna make them special.

Tuesday alright with you?
Asked him out on a date for Wednesday.
Thought I could take them with me.

[mysophobic]

[ Oh no that's so cute?! You go TJ! Shigeru will be rooting for you! ]

Tuesday is more than fine! I really hope you have a good time and that the cupcakes are a hit.

[ Which they will be because Shigeru is a damn good cook. ]

[absolutperfection]

[Now this guy is sweet. Is TJ making a friend? Maybe. Hopefully.]

I'm sure they will be.
Bet he wouldn't complain if they weren't.
He's kinda nice.

[mysophobic]

[ Shigeru makes friends with everyone whether that's a good thing or not is to be seen. But he doesn't mind being TJ's friend at all. He seems nice. ]

Well giving him something special will really make him happy! It might also win him over a bit too.

[ Shigeru please?! ]

Then that's all the more reason to give him something nice.

[absolutperfection]

You think so?
So are you an expert in dating or something?

[The tone might sound off, skeptical, but TJ is genuinely curious. He could use some help there.]

[mysophobic]

It's worked for me... [ Ah how embarrassing to admit. But his face colors on his end at that question. ]

No not at all! I've never dated anyone before I arrived here! [ Shigeru's phobia was a problem that way. ]

I just let my feelings help me figure things out. It's worked so far. [ So he just sorta goes with it. Also he's probably read some magazines about dating and relationship tips, but shh no one has to know that. ]

[absolutperfection]

Did it?
Mind if I pick your brain while we bake?

My feelings don't know what they're doing most of the time.

[mysophobic]

I don't mind at all! [ TJ seems...really nice? So of course Shigeru will help him, that's what he does. ]

It is a little confusing, even now, I guess I still have some uncertainties myself. But I try to make sure to talk about them with my boyfriend so we don't have any issues or things like that.