TJ Hammond (
absolutperfection) wrote in
riverview2018-01-22 08:01 pm
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[He could try to do this the anon route but didn't see the point.]
I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.
Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.
Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.
UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.
[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]
I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.
Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.
Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.
UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.
[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]

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[ They can be as creative as TJ wants. ]
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When are you free?
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[ Shigeru will pause. ]
Usually after work and on the weekends I have time off. So whenever you want to cook them we can!
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Wanna make them special.
Tuesday alright with you?
Asked him out on a date for Wednesday.
Thought I could take them with me.
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Tuesday is more than fine! I really hope you have a good time and that the cupcakes are a hit.
[ Which they will be because Shigeru is a damn good cook. ]
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I'm sure they will be.
Bet he wouldn't complain if they weren't.
He's kinda nice.
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Well giving him something special will really make him happy! It might also win him over a bit too.
[ Shigeru please?! ]
Then that's all the more reason to give him something nice.
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So are you an expert in dating or something?
[The tone might sound off, skeptical, but TJ is genuinely curious. He could use some help there.]
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No not at all! I've never dated anyone before I arrived here! [ Shigeru's phobia was a problem that way. ]
I just let my feelings help me figure things out. It's worked so far. [ So he just sorta goes with it. Also he's probably read some magazines about dating and relationship tips, but shh no one has to know that. ]
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Mind if I pick your brain while we bake?
My feelings don't know what they're doing most of the time.
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It is a little confusing, even now, I guess I still have some uncertainties myself. But I try to make sure to talk about them with my boyfriend so we don't have any issues or things like that.