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[absolutperfection]

[He could try to do this the anon route but didn't see the point.]

I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.

Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.

Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.

UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.

[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]

Comments

[absolutperfection]

When I get the funds, I'll do both.
Anon. Are you sure?
What if he likes confidence?

Are you going after Alex too?
Please say you are. We can tag team him.

[tevinteraltus]

Can one not be confident in his mystique?

Oh, I'll leave that to your interpretation, but either way, it's only fair I give you a head start. Have you seen me?

[absolutperfection]

Yeah, but anon might suggest I have something to hide
or that I'm ashamed of.
I'm too confident for that.

No. Show me.
Send me a pic.

[tevinteraltus]

Or that you wish to challenge his intellect, make him prove he's both willing and able to find you. If you are, after all, such a catch, don't you deserve someone deserving of you?

If you insist.

[And the image here is attached.]

[absolutperfection]

See, I'm not sure yet that he cares.

[Honest, but true. Alex doesn't know him well enough for that.]

Yeah, maybe.
But I don't know that I'm deserving of anybody that'd be good for me.

Well, damn.

[tevinteraltus]

Then make him care.
And you won't be unless you choose to be.

I'm going to take that as a compliment and request you return he favor. It's only fair, after all.

[absolutperfection]

Maybe.

It is a compliment.
You’re hot.
As fuck.

Sure thing.

[He snaps a pic of himself and attaches it.]

[tevinteraltus]

Do or don't. It's your loss.

Oh, I know.
;)

(He's learning emotes!)

Well, aren't you adorable?

[absolutperfection]

You're confident.

Adorable?
That's all I get.
Come on, makes me feel like a kid.
I bet I'm older than you too.

[tevinteraltus]

Is there some reason I shouldn't be? I've never found cause to not take pride in ones assets.

For now. You have a boyish smile. I'm sure it makes the ladies swoon. Why, I can hear them from here!
And your point being?

[absolutperfection]

No. Don't suppose you've got a reason not to be.
Ladies.
How about the fellas?

Point is that I should be calling you kid
not the other way around.

[tevinteraltus]

I may have swooned. Slightly.
But you have your eyes on another man. I'm not looking for a broken heart.

Oh, you're free to call, but not if you're calling me that.