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[absolutperfection]

[He could try to do this the anon route but didn't see the point.]

I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.

Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.

Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.

UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.

[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]

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They are weirdly adorable and I don't know how to feel about it

[peacemongering]

You realize there's no way I keep up with you, and I do have certain standards of conduct in any kind of sexual relationship. It's likely very old school for you.

[He was also very good at reading people. Years of practice. Everyone in this world was just a heap of wants and desires, and it was picking and choosing which ones needed to be fulfilled over others.]

Very well, you're after my large desk at work. It's big enough you could easily sleep on it if necessary.
I know you aren't. Money is generally worthless without happiness to go with it.

They are and I don’t either :D

[absolutperfection]

Well maybe you don’t need to keep up.
I can do all the work.
Most of it, anyway.
What kind of standards? Missionary all the way standards or like no bondage standards?

Yeah, cause I’m all about that CEO life.
But I do like the sound of this desk. How comfortable is it?
Truer words have never been spoken.

You did this to me, and I blame you all the way

[peacemongering]

Sorry to say but part of the conduct is 50-50. Work is work and both have to commit to it.
My eye doesn't wander kind of standard. I expect any partner to do the same.

My chair is very comfortable. The desk is pretty standard: unyielding, cold, rather unfeeling.
So what makes you happy?

i blame us both

[absolutperfection]

Good point.
Well that sounds like a commitment.
We should get to know each other. Maybe kiss a little.

Then I'll sit in your chair.
Not on the desk.
Things I shouldn't have.
Playing the piano. Sex.
What makes you happy?

[peacemongering]

You mean we should go on a date or two to see if there is a connection worth committing to beyond campfire snuggling?

And what things shouldn't you have? Since we're being open and honest.
Chess, people watching, my family. Making the world a better place.

[absolutperfection]

Yeah, sounds about right.
Less mess.

[Maybe not as disappointing for TJ when Alex finds someone better.]

Things I shouldn’t have.
I’ve not always been as level headed as I am right now.
That’s our first date then.
Chess. I’ll cook.

[peacemongering]

Learning to care for someone is generally messy.

What changed to make you level headed at present?
Do you need me to bring the chess board?

[absolutperfection]

I'm not high.

[There, that's out in the open now.]

Yeah, I don't have one.
What food do you want?

[peacemongering]

I suspect you don't mean high on life.

[Very interesting and potentially useful.]

That I can supply. I am willing to eat whatever you provide.