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riverview2018-01-25 06:21 am
ichimyatsu) wrote in riverview2018-01-25 06:21 am
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[The feed buzzes on to Ichimatsu looking boredly down with his hand resting on one fist, his other clearly setting the phone up to record. Despite how often he looks bored, this time he looks a little perturbed, as well, and he glances up at the phone after a while, shifting its view a moment later. It shows a large wooden chest, in the corner of a relatively nondescript room, and the inside of the chest is sectioned off into several segments, most of which are... filled with plants, be they dried or in seed form. He slowly moves the view across the entire chest, and then sets it back on a shelf, or a windowsill, where it can focus on him as he sets his cheek back against his fist.]
...so I've had this chest of plants for almost a fucking year now. I completely forgot about them, and all the labels are... burnt, it looks like. Somehow the plants are okay? They're weird space plants, they all do weird shit. I remember two of them, but not their names.
[A long silence, and he shifts to uncurl his hand and set his chin in his palm, instead.]
...guess I'm gonna be selling some weird space plant extracts once I figure out what they all do again. Anybody interested? Or, for that matter, anybody know anything about plants? Reaper, Karamatsu, you two remember these things?
[ooc; Ssssso these are plants Ichimatsu's had since he was in Eluvio. There was an event in that game where the ship visited a planet with seven districts based off the seven sins, and characters were allowed to harvest and keep flora from the districts. The moderation of that game has since locked the post with the actual names/effects of those plants, so I'll be working off memory for effects and making up new names, but the plants bear no actual resemblance to any other existing flora. Feel free to have any botany-smart people tell him as much! ...also hi I changed usernames.]
...so I've had this chest of plants for almost a fucking year now. I completely forgot about them, and all the labels are... burnt, it looks like. Somehow the plants are okay? They're weird space plants, they all do weird shit. I remember two of them, but not their names.
[A long silence, and he shifts to uncurl his hand and set his chin in his palm, instead.]
...guess I'm gonna be selling some weird space plant extracts once I figure out what they all do again. Anybody interested? Or, for that matter, anybody know anything about plants? Reaper, Karamatsu, you two remember these things?
[ooc; Ssssso these are plants Ichimatsu's had since he was in Eluvio. There was an event in that game where the ship visited a planet with seven districts based off the seven sins, and characters were allowed to harvest and keep flora from the districts. The moderation of that game has since locked the post with the actual names/effects of those plants, so I'll be working off memory for effects and making up new names, but the plants bear no actual resemblance to any other existing flora. Feel free to have any botany-smart people tell him as much! ...also hi I changed usernames.]
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[he looks away for a moment]
Might be nice workin' somewhere else. The cafe is okay but...
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So now it's not drug dealing? I dunno, I won't have a "shop" set up for a while, and I have no idea if it'll be lucrative enough for employees.
[A beat.] What I mean to say is, don't quit the cafe, but if I make decent off selling not-drug plants, we can work something out. [He sounds so... official. Business-like. That's weird.]
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...Heh. We could have a family business! I think that'd be cute...
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But you guys spent all that extra time together, right? Aren't you better friends now? [like they were friends in the first place?!]
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but let's be real, it's also a lot of work and Osomatsu would whine about it constantly]
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If either of you proved actually helpful about it and I make enough for employees we'll see. Karamatsu would just wax poetic and something tells me you're just looking for a free buck.
[He's grinning as he says this, though.]
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The plants aren't gonna eat me, Osomatsu.
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Okay, okay! I'll stop fussing. I have faith in you, Ichimacchan!