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riverview2017-04-11 09:39 am
spellslots) wrote in riverview2017-04-11 09:39 am
Entry tags:
- marvel (616): loki laufeyson,
- star wars: cassian andor,
- the adventure zone: taako taaco,
- ✖ chb chronicles: nico di angelo,
- ✖ dceu: clark kent,
- ✖ dceu: lois lane,
- ✖ marvel (616): tony stark,
- ✖ naruto: sasuke uchiha,
- ✖ nier (automata): 2b,
- ✖ original: jamie dodger,
- ✖ original: líadan ní donnabháin,
- ✖ original: william holt
video; un: liches.get.stitches
[Today on your screen is everybody's favorite shitty wizard, who's currently sitting in a park somewhere and using mage hand to make sure the camera is at a good angle.
#priorities]
What's up, my dudes? It's ya boy Taako, here to make a super important announcement to save anyone getting their panties in a twist about this shit.
[He's already nailing this whole polite and informative announcement thing.]
Soooo, the people here aren't evil. [Taako shrugs.] It's a fucking revelation, I know, but listen, they're not lying about the whole portal thing and we're not here to be turned into people soup or whatever the hell folks are worried about. I mean, there's for sure some dicks in the bunch so totally not my fault if you get mugged, but uh, the people overall? Have good intentions.
[There's a shrug there, just to finish off his very well-constructed explanation.
Although he should probably also say how he knows this:]
The spirit of some real old and powerful witch told me this shit, bee-tee-dubs, and yeah, before you ask, I know she was telling the truth. That's how the spell works.
[Just take his word for it, folks!
He looks like he's about to hang up, before pausing.]
Uh, right, there's a whole new load of us idiots, isn't there? Hi, I'm Taako, in case you missed it when I said it thirty seconds ago, and that's T-double-A-K-O, not like the food. Sorry to start you off on such a fucking boring note, but here we are. Welcome to Riverview Quarantine or whatever.
[ok bye]
#priorities]
What's up, my dudes? It's ya boy Taako, here to make a super important announcement to save anyone getting their panties in a twist about this shit.
[He's already nailing this whole polite and informative announcement thing.]
Soooo, the people here aren't evil. [Taako shrugs.] It's a fucking revelation, I know, but listen, they're not lying about the whole portal thing and we're not here to be turned into people soup or whatever the hell folks are worried about. I mean, there's for sure some dicks in the bunch so totally not my fault if you get mugged, but uh, the people overall? Have good intentions.
[There's a shrug there, just to finish off his very well-constructed explanation.
Although he should probably also say how he knows this:]
The spirit of some real old and powerful witch told me this shit, bee-tee-dubs, and yeah, before you ask, I know she was telling the truth. That's how the spell works.
[Just take his word for it, folks!
He looks like he's about to hang up, before pausing.]
Uh, right, there's a whole new load of us idiots, isn't there? Hi, I'm Taako, in case you missed it when I said it thirty seconds ago, and that's T-double-A-K-O, not like the food. Sorry to start you off on such a fucking boring note, but here we are. Welcome to Riverview Quarantine or whatever.
[ok bye]
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[A momentary pause.]
If you do, efficient performing of whatever tasks you are given will allow for a faster return.
[Was that supposed to be friendly advice?]
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Good to know I'm on the right track then.
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Well, then.
[She glances aside, wondering is there anything else to add.]
End of transmission.
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See you around, pumpkin.
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Pumpkin?
[She blinks, confused and a little flustered.]