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[spellslots]

[Today on your screen is everybody's favorite shitty wizard, who's currently sitting in a park somewhere and using mage hand to make sure the camera is at a good angle.

#priorities]

What's up, my dudes? It's ya boy Taako, here to make a super important announcement to save anyone getting their panties in a twist about this shit.

[He's already nailing this whole polite and informative announcement thing.]

Soooo, the people here aren't evil. [Taako shrugs.] It's a fucking revelation, I know, but listen, they're not lying about the whole portal thing and we're not here to be turned into people soup or whatever the hell folks are worried about. I mean, there's for sure some dicks in the bunch so totally not my fault if you get mugged, but uh, the people overall? Have good intentions.

[There's a shrug there, just to finish off his very well-constructed explanation.

Although he should probably also say how he knows this:]

The spirit of some real old and powerful witch told me this shit, bee-tee-dubs, and yeah, before you ask, I know she was telling the truth. That's how the spell works.

[Just take his word for it, folks!

He looks like he's about to hang up, before pausing.]

Uh, right, there's a whole new load of us idiots, isn't there? Hi, I'm Taako, in case you missed it when I said it thirty seconds ago, and that's T-double-A-K-O, not like the food. Sorry to start you off on such a fucking boring note, but here we are. Welcome to Riverview Quarantine or whatever.

[ok bye]

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[He can't imagine living like that.]

You know, and I swear I'm not saying this cause I wanna kick your ass, but maaaaybe you should find out?

[Just saying. Better to figure it out now, rather than in a life or death situation. Taako's not the only person who can use magic.]

[signifies]

[ He isn't the only one. Clark would never assume anyone else who could use this power would be as charitable to him as Taako. ]

You're right.

Where and when should I meet you?

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[The ease of Clark's response surprises him; he's used to training with Merle and Magnus, even the other Bureau members sometimes, but usually he doesn't actually cast spells at them.]

If it's a toss up between hanging out with you and answering questions from dumbasses you're gonna win out, my dude.

[He has some regrets about this announcement tbh]

So I'm free whenever, is what I'm saying. And somewhere with a little open space and privacy. The forest would work, I got a spell to keep anyone from stumbling on us.

[signifies]

I have a campsite we can use.

I'll meet you there this afternoon. Say around five?

[spellslots]

Of course you do.

Five works for me, I'll bring sandwiches :)

[He's actually a tiny little bit nervous about this, now, but Clark doesn't need to know that.]