@det.prettyboy; text

[causational]

Hey everyone! I don't post on here super often, but I've been laid up for a week now and I'm going a little crazy. Total cabin fever.

I used to see forums like this on the internet back home, and I thought it might be kind of fun here too, so I thought I'd give it a try, because reading those forums was always a lot of fun.

So, Crowd-Sourced Relationship Advice!

I turned on anonymous posting on here, so you can make a fake username and submit a description of a problem that you're having in your relationships, either romantic or at work or whatever, and other anonymous people can give you advice!

Or you can stay logged in on your real account. Up to you!

Comments

ALSO <ANON>

[bastardofipswich]

guess you're gonna have to call in a bomb squad to defuse that thing

also also <anon>

[franciscoramon]

i think bomb squads are mostly defunct
they use robots to do that nowadays
automation, am i right?

<anon>

[trashvalkyrie]

are you suggesting i find a pussybot
i think ive seen porn like that

<anon>

[franciscoramon]

who HASN'T seen porn like that, sister

anyway my real suggestion is either you pick a name from a hat and leave it up to chance
or you work up some kind of march madness bracket system and the winner gets to be your fuck buddy
best of luck either way

<anon>

[trashvalkyrie]

are you suggesting i fuck my way through my acquaintances tournament-style

because that's bloody genius

<anon>

[franciscoramon]

🙌🏽 🙌🏽 🙌🏽 🙌🏽
it's fun AND efficient!

enjoy

<anon>

[bastardofipswich]

oh yeah good point
and they've got so many settings too!

<anon>

[franciscoramon]

natch
if you're gonna build it, build it right

<anon>

[trashvalkyrie]

holy shit

<anon>

[bastardofipswich]

i just made up the plot to a porno didn't i
MAN i'm good!

<anon>

[trashvalkyrie]

you might just have a future in this