@det.prettyboy; text

[causational]

Hey everyone! I don't post on here super often, but I've been laid up for a week now and I'm going a little crazy. Total cabin fever.

I used to see forums like this on the internet back home, and I thought it might be kind of fun here too, so I thought I'd give it a try, because reading those forums was always a lot of fun.

So, Crowd-Sourced Relationship Advice!

I turned on anonymous posting on here, so you can make a fake username and submit a description of a problem that you're having in your relationships, either romantic or at work or whatever, and other anonymous people can give you advice!

Or you can stay logged in on your real account. Up to you!

Comments

[buildsomething]

Hey, there's nothing wrong with a good booty call.

[deploy]

I’m pretty much the booty hotline.

[buildsomething]

And it's not doing it for you, I get you. You sure none of the other callers are looking for something more?

[deploy]

Don’t think so. I’m the one doing all the calling.

And I’m not sure I’m open to anything serious. Last time it went bad.

I don’t know if I can do it again.

[buildsomething]

Well either you want it badly enough to keep trying, or you don't. If you're looking to stop caring so much about it, seems like you're halfway there.

[deploy]

Here's hoping.

[buildsomething]

Yeah but which option are you hoping for?

[deploy]

Who the hell knows.

I’m on my fourth beer.

[buildsomething]

Well that's an answer. Want company?

[deploy]

Sure.

So long as you can promise the feelings talk ends with the anonymity.

[buildsomething]

I'd insist on it.

[deploy]

This conversation is now redacted.

You’ll know me when you see me. I’m the only guy here with a 12 pack. Also the only guy here.

[Attached is the latitude and longitude of a location. It’s not in a bar. Looks to be somewhere… on the wall?]