@det.prettyboy; text

[causational]

Hey everyone! I don't post on here super often, but I've been laid up for a week now and I'm going a little crazy. Total cabin fever.

I used to see forums like this on the internet back home, and I thought it might be kind of fun here too, so I thought I'd give it a try, because reading those forums was always a lot of fun.

So, Crowd-Sourced Relationship Advice!

I turned on anonymous posting on here, so you can make a fake username and submit a description of a problem that you're having in your relationships, either romantic or at work or whatever, and other anonymous people can give you advice!

Or you can stay logged in on your real account. Up to you!

Comments

[killthepast]

Only on longer missions. Or if I don't take care of it before going into the field. [ Whaaaat, going traipsing around a jungle for days on end can turn his hair into a mess? SAY IT AIN'T SO. ]

I see. Always good to have a backup career, at least.

[ Look at that: he's actually teasing! Being friendly! ]

[winscenario]

Hmm yeah. Weather does that to your hair. Dry hot deserts, humid forests... God, don't even remind me. HIDEOUS.

[ He's kidding. Mostly. But yeah he does look like a mess during those times. ]

Haha, very funny. If I ever lose my touch as a captain I can always resort to hairdresser.

[killthepast]

My uniform used to keep my hair out of the way, so it was never much of an issue until I came here.

What are you captain of? Or would that defeat the purpose of anonymity.

[winscenario]

Have you tried tying it back? If it's long enough, you could do that, or do a braid for instance. That last one would actually be great for your curls.

I don't need to stay anonymous, it's fine. I'm a Starfleet Captain— although I'm guessing you've never heard of that before.

[killthepast]

Braiding? I'll try that. It seems the best option to keep it out of my face.

[ It works for his mom, anyway. TIME TO EMULATE HER.

...

Though he's definitely not going to go all cinnamon buns. ]

I haven't heard of Starfleet, but I can guess it must be similar to our own navy, where I'm from.

[winscenario]

Hope it works for you, then.

Something like it— but Starfleet isn't a military organization, not in the traditional sense. It's a deep-space exploratory service commissioned and maintained by the United Federation of Planets. Our main goal is to go out there and meet new worlds, new people and cultures, and exchange knowledge and find new friends and allies.