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@det.prettyboy; text

Hey everyone! I don't post on here super often, but I've been laid up for a week now and I'm going a little crazy. Total cabin fever.

I used to see forums like this on the internet back home, and I thought it might be kind of fun here too, so I thought I'd give it a try, because reading those forums was always a lot of fun.

So, Crowd-Sourced Relationship Advice!

I turned on anonymous posting on here, so you can make a fake username and submit a description of a problem that you're having in your relationships, either romantic or at work or whatever, and other anonymous people can give you advice!

Or you can stay logged in on your real account. Up to you!

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It's mine to waste.

I know they will. It doesn't make me any less curious.

Then by all means, have at it and keep us abreast of your success/failure.

I'll be sure to write a detailed report.

[ IF HE WERE THE EMOJI TYPE, THERE WOULD BE A FROWNY FACE OR EYEROLL THERE!! ]

You have no answers to my question?

[ Triple-checking this is anon. ]

I have no experience.

I see. Then maybe this will educate you, too.

I have hardly any, myself.

[ Seriously, thank every single deity in the galaxy that this is anon. ]

What are you attracted to?

Strength.

Not just physical strength. Strength in the areas that I lack.

[ ~Complements~ ]

You seek undaunted respect in the face of your power.

No. I seek completion.

But you have strength of only a particular kind, you say. You long for authority, it sounds like.

Having authority over another, or their authority over me?

I don't know, you'd have to answer that.
What do you want to gain by learning more about carnal subjects?

[ Well he's just going to NOT ANSWER THAT, anonymous stranger. At least, not directly. Instead, he'll sidestep with: ]

It's more that competence is an attractive trait.

What anyone hopes to gain, I'd imagine. Eventual release.

You could give yourself that. Don't you?

It's not the same.

Is it enough for you?

I don't bother.
It's been some time since I could

relax

I understand. It was the same for me, for a long time.

Men are not as strong or competent as you might think, if you have an interest in them.
Most are flattering fools.

I have an interest in both.

You have a lot of experience with flattering fools?

They are easily seduced and disposed of when all their thoughts rest between their legs.

Is that what you do? Seduce them until they've outlived their purpose?

Seduction is a powerful tool, not one of them ever touched me.

Impressive.

[ HE MEANS THAT. SINCERELY. How delightfully Dark-Sided.

If only he had that strength. Alas, he's weak and wants somebody to cuddle him and tell him he's good. ]

It was.
But a line has to be drawn somewhere, now years ago.

If I have any advice to offer it is that you allow no one to make a fool of you in the process of your research.

I've never seduced anyone before.

[ At least, not intentionally. There was Rey, but... he's not certain it counts, with Snoke pulling the strings, using him as bait. ]

I'll keep that in mind.

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