@det.prettyboy; text

[causational]

Hey everyone! I don't post on here super often, but I've been laid up for a week now and I'm going a little crazy. Total cabin fever.

I used to see forums like this on the internet back home, and I thought it might be kind of fun here too, so I thought I'd give it a try, because reading those forums was always a lot of fun.

So, Crowd-Sourced Relationship Advice!

I turned on anonymous posting on here, so you can make a fake username and submit a description of a problem that you're having in your relationships, either romantic or at work or whatever, and other anonymous people can give you advice!

Or you can stay logged in on your real account. Up to you!

Comments

[killthepast]

[ Oh thank goodness. Except... ]

What's a butt plug

[ He sends that and then IMMEDIATELY REGRETS IT. ]

NEVER MIND. I can guess.

[winscenario]

Well, if you want, I could always show you some pictures. But I'm glad you got there on your own.

I'm guessing you've never tried any of these kinks, then.

[killthepast]

NO THANK YOU

I haven't tried anything of any sort until very recently.

[winscenario]

Hey, no kink shaming! Some people like butt plugs, there's nothing wrong with that.

Hmm, I see. You might want to start with some light stuff, then. What do you seek for when you're with someone? Like literally, when you're being intimate. What goes through your mind?

[killthepast]

I just don't want pornography sent to me.

[ It's also very, very likely that he's imagining butt plugs to be BIGGER AND MORE FEARSOME than they actually are. ]

I don't know. There's only been one someone, and it was fleeting. [ HIS EARS ARE GOING RED TYPING THIS it's so awkward help ] Mostly I just did whatever he instructed me to do.

[winscenario]

The picture of a sex toy isn't pornography, not unless it's actually being used.

[ And he wasn't going to send that to a complete stranger wow, what sort of pervert do you think he is!!! ]

Hmm. And did you enjoy that? Him telling you what to do.

[killthepast]

[ INTERNAL SCREAMING ]

yes

[winscenario]

Sounds like obedience. Maybe dominance and submission. Or some kind of master/servant roleplay scenario. Good place to start, I'd say.

Of course that first you'd have to find yourself a partner, but. You know. You shouldn't have too hard a time with that.

[killthepast]

Oh.
Okay.
Good to know.

[ CHILL, KYLO. This is anonymous. Nobody knows it's you. Stop being weird. ]

So they say. I'm not to everyone's taste.

[winscenario]

[ The wonders of anonymity. Don't worry buddy, no one will know it's you. ]

Physically or personality wise?

[killthepast]

Both.

[winscenario]

You're probably exaggerating a little. If not... well, I'm sure you're to some people's tastes. You did find someone who was interested before, so.

[killthepast]

Perhaps. I'm not used to people looking at me like... that.

[winscenario]

Maybe you just have to make your intentions known. When you meet someone who interests you, that is.

[killthepast]

If I do.

[ Despite his curiosity, it's DEFINITELY not a priority in his life right now. ]

[winscenario]

Right, yes. If you do.

[ Yes okay whatever. Your loss, Anon Ren. ]