@det.prettyboy; text

[causational]

Hey everyone! I don't post on here super often, but I've been laid up for a week now and I'm going a little crazy. Total cabin fever.

I used to see forums like this on the internet back home, and I thought it might be kind of fun here too, so I thought I'd give it a try, because reading those forums was always a lot of fun.

So, Crowd-Sourced Relationship Advice!

I turned on anonymous posting on here, so you can make a fake username and submit a description of a problem that you're having in your relationships, either romantic or at work or whatever, and other anonymous people can give you advice!

Or you can stay logged in on your real account. Up to you!

Comments

[different] <anon>

[franciscoramon]

tbh that really depends on how creepy and weird your doppelganger is
trust me.
(don't worry original anon this isn't about you whoever you are, never met an alternate me on this moon)

[inebriety]

But I'm not creepy. I'll take eccentric though.

[franciscoramon]

wasn't saying you were
i just meant there are reasons to say 'no way' to that opportunity

(though you've definitely got a creepy doppelganger out there somewhere
that's just how the multiverse works baby)

anyway i wouldn't be too bummed they turned you down
sounds like they're not very adventurous

[inebriety]

I'm aware they're out there, I used to look up different versions of myself. But that was in a professional setting rather than personal.

They are, but I think it's the self-loathing that's holding them back. We're the type to do all that dashing save the world thing and we're definitely not prudes.

[franciscoramon]

what kind of profession requires that?
obvs u don't have to tell me if it's gonna ruin your anonymity but
i'm coming up blank

well, that sucks
self-loathing is the worst reason to turn that offer down 😕

[inebriety]

I don't mind if you figure it out, I expect to be obvious to anyone who knows who I am. But I did some research work with a group that dedicated themselves to helping the next generation of scientists. One of the kids there managed to build a bridge that allowed us to observe different worlds.

[And that's about all the nice things he could ever say about Reed Richards.]

<anon> [sorry this took ages]

[franciscoramon]

[ Okay, Cisco clearly doesn't know this guy because it's definitely not obvious who he is. ]

that's dope
little creepy maybe if you're spying on them without them realizing it
but still dope

<anon> [np!!]

[inebriety]

There were a number of worlds where I was doing something similar so I figured if we're watching each other it evens out.