@det.prettyboy; text

[causational]

Hey everyone! I don't post on here super often, but I've been laid up for a week now and I'm going a little crazy. Total cabin fever.

I used to see forums like this on the internet back home, and I thought it might be kind of fun here too, so I thought I'd give it a try, because reading those forums was always a lot of fun.

So, Crowd-Sourced Relationship Advice!

I turned on anonymous posting on here, so you can make a fake username and submit a description of a problem that you're having in your relationships, either romantic or at work or whatever, and other anonymous people can give you advice!

Or you can stay logged in on your real account. Up to you!

Comments

[11calls]

No offense, but it kind of sounds like you really have no idea what you're talking about when it comes to sex.

And you're trolling too hard. Listen to the catfish advice, anon. Keep it small.

[bastardofipswich]

nah i don't want to

[11calls]

Then you're not going to get better at it, kiddo.

[bastardofipswich]

oh no there goes my dreams of competitive trolling
guess i'll have to get a real job or something

[11calls]

You seriously should, because you're rather not good at it.

You're kind of just coming across as an edgelord virgin who can't drive.

[bastardofipswich]

yeah but it could be worse
i could be the kind of person who jacks my witticisms from clueless ;)

[11calls]

Hey, why argue with good logic?

[bastardofipswich]

oh that was good logic?
i thought it was
idk
insecurity or something
not sure why else an adult would try to land some sick burns about a teenager's love life

[11calls]

Probably because the teenager is going out and telling her to sleep with a hundred people, maybe?

And if someone doesn't call you out on it now when will you learn?